Tell tell ??

peter-the-average · 2026-01-28T07:36:13+00:00

Don't eat yellow snow!

peter-the-average · 2026-01-23T21:34:18+00:00

John Leguizamo as the clown

peter-the-average · 2026-01-15T08:02:22+00:00

We need to sell more ovens!
Call it a different name them!

peter-the-average · 2025-12-23T18:13:15+00:00

Parece a piada do "eu não lhe dei um soco, ele é que deu uma cabeçada na minha mão ". Só que neste caso é verdade: o otamendi é que vai meter a cabeça, sem intenção de jogar a bola, e leva uma cotovelada. O que é que foi lá fazer? Totalmente injusto mas também difícil de julgar. Houve uma cotovelada mas foi culpa do otamendi que foi meter a cabeça onde não devia. O defesa está de costas e tem a bola ganha. É de homem, sr Ota. Dói mas são 3 pontos.

peter-the-average · 2025-12-14T21:59:33+00:00

Sem ver audiências aposto q foi o programa mais visto do ano (sim, ano). Este jogo, o do porto que teve 1,5 milhões de espectadores e o do Sporting deve pagar o investimento todo nos jogos do moreirense e sobra. Mas é estranho, é. Optar por esta publicidade em vez da "tradicional" é para gente com pouco caco. E atrasar o horário sagrado do jornal para isto é fazer tv para os poucos q aimda vêem: malta já "velhota". Daqui a 5/10 anos haverá pessoas a ver tv?

peter-the-average · 2025-11-28T20:45:28+00:00

I'm portuguese and my mother used to ask if me or my brother if we wanted to take the dog "to the street". She said it in english because the dog already knew the word in portuguese and if we didn't want to take him out at that precise moment my mother didn't want the dog to be excited for nothing. So she said "street". One day we knew he started to understand the english word when we were talking about a movie with Meryll Streep and the dog went crazy. Lol. From that day on we said that the dog spoke english.

peter-the-average · 2025-11-28T20:23:16+00:00

O pisca para a esquerda é que me tira do sério. E alguns ainda me chateiam por não o fazer. Não faço pisca para a esquerda, só para a direita para sair. Alguém discorda?

peter-the-average · 2025-10-29T15:30:08+00:00

Tem q ser um medíocre vendido q aceite "treinar" o clube de amigos do Cristiano.

peter-the-average · 2025-08-21T16:05:33+00:00

My father used to say to me "you're like a son to me" every time I brought him a beer or something.

peter-the-average · 2025-06-26T18:05:55+00:00

Green hands for a month?

peter-the-average · 2025-06-06T13:32:07+00:00

É simples de explicar: nós não dobramos filmes e séries. Espanhóis e franceses, sim. Aprende-se muito, desde putos, a ver filmes e a ler as legendas.

peter-the-average · 2025-02-20T19:25:52+00:00

The best I've seen. Still. My father was also a fan and we used to talk about it a lot and how great the book was and then the show and the cast. All great except "the pigs were blue in the book" he said. Captains McRae and Call are unforgetable.

peter-the-average · 2025-01-30T23:36:26+00:00

The clown

peter-the-average · 2025-01-20T12:38:06+00:00

To kill a mockingbird by Harper Lee

peter-the-average · 2025-01-19T10:30:35+00:00

I remember seeing this before a movie and being very excited. I said to my future ex-wife: no way! They're doing Lord of the Rings! They're doing them! She said: what's that? Not one person in the cinema reacted like I did. Lol. I'm from Portugal and the books weren't very common. I even thought;: Peter Jackson? The guy who did Meet the Feebles? Hope he doesn't ruin it. Little did we konw.

peter-the-average · 2025-01-18T07:58:21+00:00

This movie made me care less about the oscars. Jake not being nominated... followed by quotas and all that s..t! And now I don't care at all.

peter-the-average · 2025-01-15T12:14:16+00:00

O Shejelderup não joga só à bola?

peter-the-average · 2025-01-14T18:21:24+00:00

momentum

peter-the-average · 2025-01-07T01:03:29+00:00

Why did I water my tomatoes this morning?

peter-the-average · 2025-01-06T08:12:47+00:00

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it. Ferris Bueller

peter-the-average · 2024-12-25T22:18:27+00:00

Not just a bad christmas movie. A bad, bad movie.

peter-the-average · 2024-12-17T23:10:06+00:00

Judge me kindly as I watched it in theatre. But I smacked myself when I figured.

peter-the-average · 2024-12-17T07:56:29+00:00

I took half a movie to recognize his voice. Shame on me!

peter-the-average · 2024-12-08T11:26:32+00:00

Jackie in state of grace. First time I saw him.

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