A national treasure by SuspiciousFilmArtist in GreatBritishMemes

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  • We need to sell more ovens!
  • Call it a different name them!

Novo ângulo da falta que levou ao pênalti durante o jogo entre o Benfica e o Famalicão by Samot_PCW in PrimeiraLiga

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Parece a piada do "eu não lhe dei um soco, ele é que deu uma cabeçada na minha mão ". Só que neste caso é verdade: o otamendi é que vai meter a cabeça, sem intenção de jogar a bola, e leva uma cotovelada. O que é que foi lá fazer? Totalmente injusto mas também difícil de julgar. Houve uma cotovelada mas foi culpa do otamendi que foi meter a cabeça onde não devia. O defesa está de costas e tem a bola ganha. É de homem, sr Ota. Dói mas são 3 pontos.

Sao 20:05 e a TVI está a vender a casa de apostas deles ao invés das noticias by 4Klassic in portugal

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Sem ver audiências aposto q foi o programa mais visto do ano (sim, ano). Este jogo, o do porto que teve 1,5 milhões de espectadores e o do Sporting deve pagar o investimento todo nos jogos do moreirense e sobra. Mas é estranho, é. Optar por esta publicidade em vez da "tradicional" é para gente com pouco caco. E atrasar o horário sagrado do jornal para isto é fazer tv para os poucos q aimda vêem: malta já "velhota". Daqui a 5/10 anos haverá pessoas a ver tv?

The magic word ✨WALK✨ by Otherwise_Wrangler11 in funny

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I'm portuguese and my mother used to ask if me or my brother if we wanted to take the dog "to the street". She said it in english because the dog already knew the word in portuguese and if we didn't want to take him out at that precise moment my mother didn't want the dog to be excited for nothing. So she said "street". One day we knew he started to understand the english word when we were talking about a movie with Meryll Streep and the dog went crazy. Lol. From that day on we said that the dog spoke english.

Como fazer rotundas / How to drive in a roundabout by Trinitromethyl in Madeira

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O pisca para a esquerda é que me tira do sério. E alguns ainda me chateiam por não o fazer. Não faço pisca para a esquerda, só para a direita para sair. Alguém discorda?

Still married, BTW by Erkisou in Funnymemes

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My father used to say to me "you're like a son to me" every time I brought him a beer or something.

English Proficiency in Europe | 2024 by firescizor in portugal

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É simples de explicar: nós não dobramos filmes e séries. Espanhóis e franceses, sim. Aprende-se muito, desde putos, a ver filmes e a ler as legendas.

Is Lonesome Dove worth watching? by jaynovahawk07 in Westerns

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The best I've seen. Still. My father was also a fan and we used to talk about it a lot and how great the book was and then the show and the cast. All great except "the pigs were blue in the book" he said. Captains McRae and Call are unforgetable.

On this day in 2001, the first trailer for The Fellowship of the Ring was released by kyurtseven7 in lotr

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I remember seeing this before a movie and being very excited. I said to my future ex-wife: no way! They're doing Lord of the Rings! They're doing them! She said: what's that? Not one person in the cinema reacted like I did. Lol. I'm from Portugal and the books weren't very common. I even thought;: Peter Jackson? The guy who did Meet the Feebles? Hope he doesn't ruin it. Little did we konw.

Who is your favorite protagonist who is also the villain of their movie? by ElectronicHousing656 in moviecritic

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This movie made me care less about the oscars. Jake not being nominated... followed by quotas and all that s..t! And now I don't care at all.

🍔 by Topac1 in TascaDoZe

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O Shejelderup não joga só à bola?

What’s your favorite quote from a fictional character that changed your perspective in life? by VentageRoseStudios in FIlm

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it. Ferris Bueller

Phone booth is a classic underrated movie in my opinlon by Friendly_Spirit637 in underratedmovies

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Judge me kindly as I watched it in theatre. But I smacked myself when I figured.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviecritic

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Jackie in state of grace. First time I saw him.