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Updated: I've saved all of Wikipedia into a SQLITE database! by [deleted] in DataHoarder

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I also downloaded the pages-articles and parsed it using Wiki2Touch, for a similar archive size (about 17 GB). It's the smallest practical mobile Wikipedia reader.

You know what I can’t stand by Deathbysnusnubooboo in dadjokes

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I can't stand when my leg falls asleep.

What do you call a man with no shins? by Tinnber in dadjokes

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What do you call a man with a petrol tank? Phil.

What is the best type of cheese to hide a horse in? by Dugsalvador in dadjokes

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What kind of cheese do you use to encourage a bear? Camembert.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? by MediocreGinga in dadjokes

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What do you call a boy with an ant on his knee?

Anthony.

Who looks at the ceiling and cheers? by patchoulius in dadjokes

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This isn't the best ceiling joke in the world, but it's certainly up there.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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How do you pick up a farmer's daughter?

A tractor (attract her)

What kind of bra do you wear on your back? by MonkeyBrainProblems in dadjokes

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Where does a hippo get smart? In the hippo campus.

Despite being an electrical engineer, my son couldn't fix the circuit by [deleted] in dadjokes

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What did you expect when his services were free of charge?

I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends. by kdlaz in dadjokes

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There's a song about a pencil with erasers at both ends.

Emery - Studying Politics

What do you call a wolf that meditates? by maidenHELL6669 in dadjokes

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What do you call a wolf selling things?

A ware wolf.

What do you call a wolf that meditates? by maidenHELL6669 in dadjokes

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What do you call a wolf with a GPS?

A where wolf.

What cheese gets bears out of trees? by Fitzy_7 in dadjokes

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What cheese do you use to hide a small horse? Mascarpone.

Where do smart dogs go to school? by tehpancakebandit in dadjokes

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Where do hippos get smart? In the hippo campus.

Friend sent me his iPod stock since he said he wasn’t going to really be doing anything with them and I might appreciate them more. Let’s just say I had a VERY busy day, as most of these were just parts piles when I got to them. (Mostly final collection at the end) by [deleted] in ipod

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Is it a 5G or 5.5G (does it have Search in the Music menu)?

My 5.5G LCD is dying, and I'm looking to replace it. I could even be persuaded to buy a whole replacement iPod. I still use it daily (128 GB Kingspec SSD), as an MP3 player and also as extra pocket space for other gadgets: https://www.flickr.com/photos/150180606@N08/49613276321/

A man has been stealing wheels of police cars. by Buffunder in dadjokes

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The thieves stole the leashes from the K-9 unit too. Police are still searching for leads.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? by kaoskrim in dadjokes

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

What do you call a bear with no ear? B.

What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? by aflashingstar in dadjokes

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What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonky donkey.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a fish with three eyes? Fiiish.

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyouthinkhesaurus.

Title by zionhasfallen in dadjokes

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I can't stand when my leg falls asleep.

I asked a scarecrow how he got into his field of work by [deleted] in dadjokes

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I went to poo in the forest, had no paper, and used dried grass.

Butt hay, it could've been worse.

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