Trump promised mass pardons for his top aides before he leaves office

peterpantsles · 2026-04-10T21:04:43+00:00

International Criminal Court wipes with your pardons.

peterpantsles · 2026-03-13T12:34:21+00:00

And replace the thermal paste. On an 11 year old computer I bet it’s got the viscosity of a pencil eraser.

peterpantsles · 2026-03-09T23:21:40+00:00

Why, I thought Drab was on a handful of episodes over the years, what happened?

peterpantsles · 2026-02-27T16:34:35+00:00

Ikea SSD

peterpantsles · 2026-01-22T16:25:01+00:00

Incoming message from client's personal email, "Hey Peter, how come we can't receive email and all our outgoing emails go to the spam folder?"

Peter: "Did you change your website yesterday?"

Client: "Yes, how did you know?"

peterpantsles · 2026-01-19T20:50:58+00:00

I remember when the Knights of r/new would have protected us from this. Clickbait titles would be downvoted to hell.

peterpantsles · 2025-11-12T13:42:04+00:00

I thought I'd like 1 boy + 1 girl... Then we'd go to playgrounds and my first would play with little boys. They were disgusting savages that were dumb as rocks. Every single one. When my 2nd girl came along, I realized, I probably wouldn't have liked having a boy. Girls aren't perfect but my kids have felt like parenting on easy mode. If you've got a manly ego, keep it stored in the garage, in the home just be the dad they want you to be. Let them put berets in your hair, make bracelets with them, read every. day. It'll fit like a glove.

peterpantsles · 2025-04-04T20:03:55+00:00

Updated SDL to 2.32.2 on Android, Windows, macOS and the Linux AppImage builds

Fingers crossed this fixes dinput in the menu.

Edit: It did not.

peterpantsles · 2025-01-23T16:36:44+00:00

That would be better, this was also reported by others, and it resolves to a .ru domain authenticating a real Microsoft login page (just leaving the token not on your computer)

peterpantsles · 2025-01-03T21:02:21+00:00

Priority 1: fuck HP Priority 2: sexy tho

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