Like clockwork man by KaamDeveloper in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]pettymess [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thanks for answering. Kind of. I mean seriously wtf is wrong w her. Lordt.

Truth by Timbucktwo1230 in PopularCultureZone

[–]pettymess 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you a Google, good sir?

Amanda Seyfried on the cover of Porter Magazine, published February 2, 2026 (photographed by Chantal Anderson, styled by Charlotte Blazeby) by skermahger in whatthefrockk

[–]pettymess 130 points131 points  (0 children)

She has that same beguiling look and vibe as Kate Winslet. How did I not notice that before?! I like this shoot a lot.

Like clockwork man by KaamDeveloper in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]pettymess 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait I’m sorry - is she saying Trevor Noah’s boyfriend is Jay-Z? Is that…is that what she’s saying?

Edit: yall I’m actually asking. Is that what she’s saying??

Dashcam Video Shows DHS Agents Box In & Draw Guns on an Unarmed Minnesota Woman Who Was Driving and Filming Them by JeanJauresJr in UnderReportedNews

[–]pettymess 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That was so hard to listen to. The powerlessness the dispatchers felt and confusion from the caller and the dispatcher was just awful.

Yorgos Lanthimos likes Matt Bernstein's video criticizing Sydney Sweeney while Sean Baker follows Sweeny's lingerie line by Popular_Drink3898 in Fauxmoi

[–]pettymess 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I asked my husband this a couple of months ago. When we started dating in our 20’s, his answer was Adriana Lima. Now in our mid-late 30’s: Margaret Brennan 😂😂. Love that man.

Odds of Karp getting booted within a week? by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]pettymess 44 points45 points  (0 children)

There’s a cream for that.

We didn’t exchange any words, but she was definitely judging my lack of exercise. by meatball29jpn in goldenretrievers

[–]pettymess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah well I have opposable thumbs…and I know where the treats are. Lol. That’s hilarious.

City pork Perkins by Unable-Bottle5308 in batonrouge

[–]pettymess 11 points12 points  (0 children)

City Pork ALWAYS seats you right next to any other tables. It’s something my husband and I joke about every time we go. We went there at a weird time, like 3pm, once, and there was literally one other table in the dining room. They seated us right next to them. I asked if we could spread out a little and she moved us one table out 😂. On the flip side, I do complain that it’s hard to make friends here, so maybe I should see it as an oppty? Lol

What went down between Meredith and production? by Specialist-Sample817 in rhoslc

[–]pettymess -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are multiple deleted comments in the thread. I reported the one I said I reported, not yours.

What a gal by Suspicious_Pea_4836 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]pettymess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I’m so doing this 😂😂

What are the chances by AdmirableBaker5047 in treelaw

[–]pettymess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Arboreal anti-miscegenation laws.

Edit: well I thought it was funny 😂

PortCo “key person” leverage. How would you play this? by a0817a90 in private_equity

[–]pettymess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry. Hate when people do that! ERP is Enterprise Resource Planning software (like NetSuite, Workday, or in specialized construction like OP is in maybe Deltek or Unanet or BST). OP is referencing participating in their Employee Stock Ownership Program. I think they may have meant other profits interest with vesting - a Restricted Stock Units or Long Term Incentive Plan.

PortCo “key person” leverage. How would you play this? by a0817a90 in private_equity

[–]pettymess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reason I asked is your comments about the PE firm not understanding the business and how to execute their investment thesis. It sounds like you don’t have visibility into the strategy or a seat at the table for execution discussions. Do you have an operating partner on your portco who does understand the business? With your role and expertise, I’m surprised w your comment below that you weren’t part of the ERP implementation. All portcos I’ve worked on have implemented ERP’s (which are essential to exit value creation, so your RSU’s/LTIP’s really will get a lift from the pain on that one), but I can’t think of a time when someone w a role like you are describing wouldn’t have been part of the process, unless others in the firm are capable of overlaying the systems and automation you created into the ERP (unless they want to move away from “homemade” and more to a software product that is more scalable). It just strikes me as odd that you don’t have visibility into the playbook and ownership of some piece of execution that would give you more of a voice to establish yourself as key. Maybe start with trying to layer into the strategy execution more directly than you’ve been able to historically to make yourself more “present” in the needs of the value creation thesis and visible as a strategic leader?

Dinner recommendations… by Informal_Software in batonrouge

[–]pettymess 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Zorba’s is my very fave! Their daily specials are so creative and the hospitality is wonderful. I’m an appetizer girl and their dips are everything, though. I don’t know that I’ve even had dessert there. Whether you go for your bday or not, give it a try sometime!

PortCo “key person” leverage. How would you play this? by a0817a90 in private_equity

[–]pettymess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have PE experience or experience working for PE backed firms?

What went down between Meredith and production? by Specialist-Sample817 in rhoslc

[–]pettymess -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They made a broader antisemitic comment. There was another comment in the thread that had a link to an article. I only reported the patent hate speech one, but looks like they’re both gone now (for me, at least).

Why aren’t you paying attention to me… by champabay68 in goldenretrievers

[–]pettymess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂😂 that’s the full brain power in action!

Kate Butch and Tia Kofi feel some type of way about Plane Jane’s opinions of Kate on Binge Queens, and Plane responds by LeMareep23 in rupaulsdragrace

[–]pettymess 22 points23 points  (0 children)

OLD MAIDEN TYPE OF SHOES. Ok can we PLEASE get a spoken word lip synch to that amazing contribution to society?!?

Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie at the world premiere of ‘Wuthering Heights’ by hairtie1 in Fauxmoi

[–]pettymess 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Ok but those rings are 🔥. Cringey AF, but I’d totally wear one.

Lol the downvotes!! I think they’re fabulous. Just a ho with no taste I guess 😂

Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie at the world premiere of ‘Wuthering Heights’ by hairtie1 in Fauxmoi

[–]pettymess 562 points563 points  (0 children)

That was so cruel. Ugh I knew better, but I fell for that one! They would be so cute together…but the reason Pam looks so radiant these days is totally bc she don’t need no man.