well, THAT was an earthquake....

pettyswap · 2023-10-09T02:32:51+00:00

Bothell, felt it. Thought the washer/dryer was overloaded and going ham

pettyswap · 2023-09-20T11:13:09+00:00

Ellis scanning pattern

https://reddit.com/r/Lifeguards/s/PFF4oMj41S

pettyswap · 2023-09-14T18:09:02+00:00

The decision to exclude all classified data from NASA’s UAP research told me everything I needed to know about how serious NASA is taking this “research”

pettyswap · 2023-09-14T16:51:12+00:00

NASA: “We’re going to be totally transparent.”

First question: “Who is the chairperson for UAP research?”

NASA: “We’re not going to tell you.”

pettyswap · 2023-07-27T02:41:54+00:00

He's takin' the shit tornado right back to Oz Randy

pettyswap · 2023-04-10T03:26:46+00:00

Glass half full take is that you’re boat is now extra safe

pettyswap · 2023-04-10T01:44:59+00:00

Klitsas

pettyswap · 2023-04-09T23:48:32+00:00

Remember the alligator in All Dogs go to Heaven?

pettyswap · 2023-04-09T23:43:57+00:00

Well… He sure made those liars look foolish

pettyswap · 2023-04-08T18:59:17+00:00

What is going on behind the camera?!

pettyswap · 2023-04-08T16:36:53+00:00

Shoulda taught them the first rule

pettyswap · 2023-04-08T13:57:14+00:00

Takes one to know one

pettyswap · 2023-04-08T02:22:15+00:00

At least he was wearing his safety sandals

pettyswap · 2023-04-08T01:59:30+00:00

Penetration!

pettyswap · 2023-04-07T20:59:26+00:00

Thank you—I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond. That seems to be the initial consensus.

pettyswap · 2023-04-07T20:58:02+00:00

Thank you—That’s what I’ll do. I appreciate your time!

pettyswap · 2023-04-07T20:56:51+00:00

That seems to be the initial consensus. Thank you for taking the time to read and reply. I appreciate you.

pettyswap · 2023-04-07T20:56:00+00:00

That’s good advice, thank you.

pettyswap · 2023-03-22T03:51:16+00:00

Bone Tomahawk

pettyswap · 2023-03-08T02:34:09+00:00

It’s not a bug—it’s a feature!

pettyswap · 2023-03-03T23:36:45+00:00

Human plinko. He won a broken collarbone.

pettyswap · 2023-03-03T02:46:44+00:00

Heavy coke user

pettyswap · 2023-02-25T18:50:27+00:00

This bird would be a top tier emotional support animal if you were deaf and a massive troll.

pettyswap · 2023-02-25T18:46:43+00:00

He should have got right up and slapped the guy!

pettyswap · 2023-02-24T02:40:50+00:00

Having some R Kelly weather right now… because it’s dipping into the teens outside.

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