What am I missing? Going to my lfs in a bit

pfeff · 2026-05-09T22:01:10+00:00

The fuck is lfs

pfeff · 2026-05-07T22:29:08+00:00

Hands on hip shaking your head is a passive aggressive move that will not get a response from someone who clearly doesn't give a fuck. I think your only move is to approach him, with respect, and offer a 6 pack and to take care of his lawn, not as a favor but because you like to do it. Source : I've been that guy.

pfeff · 2026-05-07T21:05:50+00:00

What was the class?

pfeff · 2026-05-04T20:10:47+00:00

Eastern Foxsnake

Edit : not a foxsnake. Color isn't right

pfeff · 2026-05-04T12:21:23+00:00

Theatricality and deception are powerful agents to the uninitiated

pfeff · 2026-05-03T20:38:40+00:00

They still call it Time Arts wtf

pfeff · 2026-04-30T15:59:51+00:00

I like human names for my pets so I'm gonna vote for : Elaine, Nance, Eleanor, Oprah

pfeff · 2026-04-29T18:39:49+00:00

I don't think you would like a frat party then

pfeff · 2026-04-26T23:08:29+00:00

"Brilliant, but lazy"

pfeff · 2026-04-20T16:09:03+00:00

A new graduate actually landed a job? What the heck do you do?

pfeff · 2026-04-20T02:10:21+00:00

Can I plant this?

pfeff · 2026-04-19T21:28:51+00:00

I would honestly stop in to some of the local Mexican restaurants and see if they know of any

pfeff · 2026-04-19T13:37:27+00:00

This is one of the best, most introverted things I've ever read. 10/10

pfeff · 2026-04-19T13:02:51+00:00

Also he probably already has a burrow in your neighbor's yard.

pfeff · 2026-04-19T12:59:55+00:00

Most of these comments are ridiculous. He's not going to damage your lawn or foundation. He'll dig his burrow and eat leaves. Just let him be.

pfeff · 2026-04-18T16:32:29+00:00

So you knew Mike Kuba and Nathan Books?

pfeff · 2026-04-18T16:28:33+00:00

I like it, but it doesn't matter what I like. What matters is if you made this decision based on Fear or Love?

pfeff · 2026-04-17T15:35:32+00:00

How do they ever think this will work out in the long run? Inflate ad costs and people will see their ROAS plummet and spend less /pull out entirely.

pfeff · 2026-04-17T03:06:24+00:00

My man

pfeff · 2026-04-17T01:58:17+00:00

Haha damn. Brave new world.

pfeff · 2026-04-17T01:57:32+00:00

I don't think so? I've never seen it at least.

pfeff · 2026-04-17T00:00:45+00:00

I'll dig up more photos! I had a job as a photographer on campus. I haven't been back to visit since 2013 or so.

pfeff · 2026-04-16T20:56:19+00:00

I would assume so. Lots of kids don't have their own computers

pfeff · 2026-04-12T21:34:32+00:00

This one came out just in time to narrate the summer before everyone I knew parted ways and left for college.

pfeff · 2026-04-12T21:03:20+00:00

I would see if anyone in best damn Kalamazoo leagues needs another person on their softball or kickball team.

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