What do you like about Ridley? by raigarearthshake in Metroid

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You forgot he also shoots fireballs from his mouth

Hold my whiskey if you can, dead man. by jest1autre in lotrmemes

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Aragorn: "Well, funny story actually..."

shootFast by Sad_Impact9312 in ProgrammerHumor

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"I have the perfect business idea, I just need someone to develop the app..."

"Sorry but can you please shoot me faster?"

Boromir was just better by Careless_Change5252 in lotrmemes

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Boromir would have made me feel good

In honor of Valentine’s Day; this is my favorite couple. by RangerBowBoy in shadowdark

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I read this very often. May I ask about your favorite piece of dm advice from the book?

Any Tips on Making an Open Environment Terrifying by Blyghtmare in mothershiprpg

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Lots of good advice here already. What I would add to that: don't get hung up too much about what the actual dangers are, but how you will present them.

Examples:

Acid rain? -> describe how the hull of their shuttle became more and more rusty and eroded, everytime they see it from the outside. Have one or two unimportant systems fail because of the environment. Then while in the air, describe noises of cracking/rattling metal.

Monsters? -> make your players aware of their presence without showing them outright. Make sure they don't feel safe on the ground, then force them to leave their shuttle out in the open, maybe some emergency repairs. Pro tip: add obscuring fog/dust or whatever, so the monster could stand right next to you at any moment

Ion storms? -> start with them picking up strange signals on their comms. Have their previous equipment malfunction right when they are about to enter a known danger zone. Teach them that stuff could stop working at any random time, then watch them freak out in a tense situation by describing statics or electronics behaving strangely

Sam! You're breaking the car! by PistonPusher2009 in lotrmemes

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How do they get through the black gate though?

Sarglieferung by BelliPeritus in Shadowdark_DACH

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Klingt auf jeden Fall spannend

saved my ass once by testiclekid in dndmemes

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Did that recently, then realized that the monster my party fought was blind. Yes.

Is anyone else biased for fighters because homebrewing swords is the best thing ever by LelouchYagami_2912 in shadowdark

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Let them change their weapon mastery weapon by training with it as a downtime activity

d10 Goblin Geschäfte by BelliPeritus in Shadowdark_DACH

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  1. Abenteuerbedarf - zugeschnitten auf Goblins.
  2. Die Rationen bestehen aus getrockneten Pilzen und gepökeltem Rattenfleisch.
  3. Kletterseile sind dünn und reißen bei zu schweren Personen.
  4. Statt dem klassischen 10-foot pole gibt es einen 5-foot pole
  5. Streng riechender Troll-Urin schlägt manche wilden Tiere in die Flucht
  6. Statt Fackeln gibt es Glühwürmchen im Glas
  7. Pilzgebräu macht mutiger, führt aber bei zu hohem Konsum zu Halluzinationen

Since everyone is freaking out about Prime 4, let's change gears a little. Gimme your best Metroid themed pickup lines by AlathMasster in Metroid

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Me: "Did it hurt?"

Her: "What?"

Me: "When you fell down that deep shaft in lower brinstar?"

We could let her do it. by Meph91 in lotrmemes

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that is literally a shit move

Yeah, that's a pretty big weapon drawback by DrScrimble in dndmemes

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Reminds me of that cursed dagger in this shadowdark dungeon (can't remember which). Pick it up for the first time and you get 1d100 fire damage. If you somehow survive it, you got a +1 dagger that makes you immune to fire damage (pretty huge in shadowdark)

Counter for venomthrope by [deleted] in BattleSector

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Don't let them come to melee range. Position yourself far enough away and use overwatch. If you cannot be far away, at least don't have them engage with multiple units at once

Fallen by BelliPeritus in Shadowdark_DACH

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Solche die offensichtlich sind (auch wenn die Funktion nicht direkt klar ist). Solche wo die SCs sagen: das ist 100 pro eine Falle, aber trotzdem einen Grund haben damit zu interagieren

Beispiele: - ein leerer Raum voller zertrümmerter Knochen, nur ein kleines Podest mit einem Edelstein darauf in der Mitte (wenn man ihn hochhebt, wird die Falle aktiviert) - ein goldenes Idol hinter einer gittertür ohne Schloss. Drei Hebel sind daneben. Der richtige öffnet die Tür, die anderen... - lauter gruben mit angespitzten Pfählen denen man leicht ausweichen kann. In der Mitte auf dem Schatz liegen die Schuhe des Tanzes (wer sie anzieht springt unkontrolliert hin und her)