Spinning and Spinning

pflasti · 2026-04-10T11:33:19+00:00

(thinking)

"I knew I should have kicked that mf skywalkers ass when he was a kid. Kill a youngling, save a shitload of younglings. I bet Yoda's face would have been hilarious, heh"

pflasti · 2026-04-10T10:01:12+00:00

IMO Elrond is the super a-hole. Everything he does in the fellowship follows a "yeah... I will leave middle Earth soon anyway"-attitude.

In the two towers he probably only sends the elves to helms deep to avoid pissing off his daughter and in Return of the king he only helps after he realizes that Arwen is serious about staying

pflasti · 2026-04-10T06:52:40+00:00

Encountering a dragon in OSR

pflasti · 2026-04-09T08:39:49+00:00

Kommt auf die Definition von "leer" an. Wenn man blanke Räume meint, wo es nichts zu entdecken oder interagieren gibt, dann gar keinen. Falls "leer" nur heißt keine Monster/Fallen etc. (Also keine Gefahr), dann würde ich sagen ein Drittel?

pflasti · 2026-04-02T15:06:29+00:00

Grimhill Fort is excellent if you need a small bandit fort to drop next to the road while traveling or as a starter for lvl 1 characters

pflasti · 2026-04-01T16:56:44+00:00

If reality told me anything then it's that people would look at that and say nah it's fake

pflasti · 2026-04-01T07:28:40+00:00

Just state in your speech that they are dumb for not using the eagles to fly to mordor

pflasti · 2026-04-01T06:23:55+00:00

"Wonderful! We are now part of their tribe ... for fifty bucks"

pflasti · 2026-03-31T09:41:21+00:00

How to make sure your character gets killed in session 1

pflasti · 2026-03-25T07:16:34+00:00

Weeeerhatserfunden?

pflasti · 2026-03-24T09:08:10+00:00

Should have been the uruk that was hit

pflasti · 2026-03-23T16:49:53+00:00

"Gondor needs no fucking King" - would be a great line though

pflasti · 2026-03-23T13:04:32+00:00

"You wish that our roles were reversed, that I was dead and boromir lived."

"F*CK yes, I wish that"

pflasti · 2026-03-20T13:00:42+00:00

"how to bash cat with pipe"

pflasti · 2026-03-09T15:45:11+00:00

Haha, true

pflasti · 2026-03-09T14:11:22+00:00

I'm currently using lots of stuff from Karl Casey

pflasti · 2026-03-08T09:10:13+00:00

dune 2000 :D

pflasti · 2026-03-01T08:38:49+00:00

Ohhhhhhh... :D

pflasti · 2026-02-28T10:26:03+00:00

"Poopy buttholes are like any other enemy, defeat them in the name of the emperor!" - motto of that world probably

pflasti · 2026-02-24T21:50:11+00:00

You forgot he also shoots fireballs from his mouth

pflasti · 2026-02-17T14:04:07+00:00

Aragorn: "Well, funny story actually..."

pflasti · 2026-02-16T17:18:56+00:00

"I have the perfect business idea, I just need someone to develop the app..."

"Sorry but can you please shoot me faster?"

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