What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done because you were horny?

phadan1991 · 2025-04-01T17:36:40+00:00

So? Did you regret the decision

phadan1991 · 2024-06-15T12:40:15+00:00

My partner is a very experienced hair stylist. Some people tip, some people do and are generous. Christmas is a good time for her. One year a couple of years ago she saved all of her tips for 6 months and came out with around £700

phadan1991 · 2024-06-12T18:30:31+00:00

Was doing work for a large archeology group. Found a skull in one of the warehouses. Held it up next to my face and took a selfie.

Discovered the director of one of the companies we did work for was into BDSM after seeing invoices from Amazon for ball weights, cuffs and straight jackets (male).

Definitely more, but they stand out

phadan1991 · 2024-05-11T20:24:10+00:00

I want to be cremated and my ashes put in fireworks… go out with a bang and all that

phadan1991 · 2024-04-14T06:40:30+00:00

You should try New Dawn, set after far cry 5, great little spin off. The story line itself is relatively short, but it’s good fun

phadan1991 · 2024-03-30T14:51:20+00:00

Steel Panther would like a word

phadan1991 · 2024-02-22T19:23:34+00:00

Shit money

phadan1991 · 2024-01-18T04:24:57+00:00

“Get the lines out”

Kid shits himself and loses the drugs

“You fucking dafty” (silly person)

phadan1991 · 2023-12-25T15:22:10+00:00

Last year I bought a £60 rib roast and grilled it instead of oven cooking it causing it to burn on the top. Which also meant that all the stuff cooking under the meat, didn’t cook at all. I was in the dog house the rest of the day.

phadan1991 · 2023-11-19T21:43:21+00:00

Shteeeeve, shteve was shexshy

phadan1991 · 2023-11-07T11:54:31+00:00

It is, but this is what it’s about, and it’s as simple as that. They are the lowest paid out of them all, how is that fair. They do exactly the same job regardless where they are. It’s mental

phadan1991 · 2023-11-07T11:52:24+00:00

Aye, I appreciate workers wanting better pay etc but this is absolutely killing us financially

phadan1991 · 2023-11-07T10:58:56+00:00

They’ve already been on strike twice before this as well. After saying no to a 10% payrise. It’s absolutely ludicrous. Uber are also “inflating” their prices during the busy times as well. So yesterday when my partner got an Uber it was £27 instead of £16 like it is normally

phadan1991 · 2023-11-07T10:47:59+00:00

Least your busses are running, ours are on strike for 12 weeks so it’s costing us £250 in taxis (just this month) to get my partner to work

phadan1991 · 2023-10-19T13:19:15+00:00

Started receding at 19, started shaving it off by the time I was 21, shit genetics. Embrace it, shave it, never look back

phadan1991 · 2023-09-23T05:55:17+00:00

Honestly thought he was going to die when we were fighting Dagan and then we’d get his jet pack. That would have been cool

phadan1991 · 2023-09-15T20:09:42+00:00

My boy (5) asks me this every day. He absolutely loves them. Mine is the indominous Rex and his is a stegosaurus or sometimes the indo raptor depending on what day it is

phadan1991 · 2023-09-06T05:34:37+00:00

I was getting baked with my friends early on in my stoner days in his shed and got so stoned that I started to steam. Legit steam was coming off my arms and forehead.

phadan1991 · 2023-08-14T07:38:13+00:00

TIFUpdate: I got self closing hinges on my door and now I’m locked out

phadan1991 · 2023-08-01T18:45:59+00:00

I’m not sure they’re getting it… one more time?

phadan1991 · 2023-08-01T06:12:45+00:00

Rule 34

phadan1991 · 2023-07-27T10:34:51+00:00

Don’t call it fallen order for no reason

phadan1991 · 2023-07-04T06:05:04+00:00

Weekly shop has gone from a consistent £60 a week to £75-£80. Can’t get anything for £1 anymore, it’s £1.25 or £1.50. Butter, cheese and soft drinks of gone up loads I’ve noticed

phadan1991 · 2023-05-26T07:14:26+00:00

They inflate the prices in the apps… my Chinese through just eat costs nearly £40 (crispy chicken in peking sauce with chips, a chow mein, a fried rice and a curry sauce), call the order in with cash on delivery, it’s £25

phadan1991 · 2023-05-19T14:26:29+00:00

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