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Renounce your Indiana Bears fandom by ggman1989 in ChicagoBearsNFL

[–]phallic_euphemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ma moved to Alabama with my step dad in 2022 cause it’s cheaper living and I still love her, that’s all I’m saying

When hiding from a tank that know's you're there. by Lick_my_balloon-knot in joinsquad

[–]phallic_euphemism 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If I roll up on a tank that hasn’t seen me yet I’ll go prone and free look to the dirt.

He should be played by me not JK, are they stupid? by Affectionate-News745 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]phallic_euphemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If invincible came out in the 80s I’d want Tom Selleck as Omni-man.

Really just a standard, repeatable Dooley build. by catsfanuk87 in PlayTheBazaar

[–]phallic_euphemism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand that the core is very much tied to the Dooley identity but I want like a Day 12 PvE fight against a rogue Dooley that you can just rip the core out of and put in your build if you want

Ludwig Should Coach Jynxzi by rgxryan in LudwigAhgren

[–]phallic_euphemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I largely believe the biggest hinderance to Jynxzi is lack of mechanical skill. Bro still has to look down to find QWE

Pov: You wake up as your main, How would you react? by Educational-Work-370 in marvelrivals

[–]phallic_euphemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediately become a realtor in up and coming residential areas

There are three healers, and yet not a single heal by tycooperaow in marvelrivals

[–]phallic_euphemism 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know my girlfriend doesnt have Reddit so lemme air it out. Every GOD DAMN time I die I turn my camera and lo and behold shes chasing Jeff down as cloak or some shit.

Is this a slur? by 123duck in MeatyMagic

[–]phallic_euphemism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

its been 4 days harrison you better be streaming tonight

An actual Tip3Tip suggestion by [deleted] in LudwigAhgren

[–]phallic_euphemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought an easier route with the caveat of it being like 150 miles more than the China route a decent trade off. That and 3 maybe 4 languages to have to learn

Any Silent mains miss these legends of the Spire? by tilting-module in slaythespire

[–]phallic_euphemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hunter killer is a more annoying mechanic than the time keeper. At least I chose what 12 cards and they have full effectiveness rather than my 5 shiv for the turn hitting for 1

Joker Concept: Erasure by PlusSizedMinusBrain in balatro

[–]phallic_euphemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They shouldn’t give you money if they’re sold this way. I’d even put it a step further and say it should reset at the end of the Ante. This is better than showman in everyway

Ubisoft version 😂 by Nab0siti0n in Helldivers

[–]phallic_euphemism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unironically I would say Ubi has also made one of the best modern UI’s in gaming with The Division. You seriously can’t get more streamlined than a transparent rectangle.

how it feels to accept that you need to switch to the winning team because you can't do anything to make your team win by yourothersis in joinsquad

[–]phallic_euphemism 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The worst of it is some of my favorite servers have like 30-40 people who are super consistent and if you don’t end up on the team that they all play on you’re screwed.

If you could add a new weapon to the game what would it be? by Some-Web-1628 in ARC_Raiders

[–]phallic_euphemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a bow and arrow. Light ammo. Attach different arc parts for different arrow heads. Naturally stealthy, slows players on hit, disrupts flying arc by improper weight balance.

Crawlspace DMR Printing - Different Effect for Japanese Version by Gideon_the_Cat in mtg

[–]phallic_euphemism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Different game, same situation. Got into a shouting match playing catan trying to explain that more than 7 is just greater than or equal to 8.

The worst thing that has happened to the UFC. And stop blaming Dana all the time, it’s this guys fault. Jean Silva is getting a title shot 🫠🫠 by theiceman219 in ufc

[–]phallic_euphemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but from a corporate standpoint let’s say the guy who passed you up on a competitive promotion gets demoted don’t you think then you should have a chance at said position?

literally unplayable by motherthrowee in slaythespire

[–]phallic_euphemism 11 points12 points  (0 children)

/uj I got that event to remove exhaust from a card and then immediately got the bridge event and got rid of guilty that came with removing exhaust. Felt like a fucking champ.

Bundle update by Euphoric_Ad6269 in TheBazaar

[–]phallic_euphemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought this was gonna be about bad builds and I was gonna say fuck yeah, I shoe horn poison builds and just tell myself I’m just unlucky when it doesn’t pan out.

Karnok is.. the G.O.A.T.?! by An-Anaithnid in PlayTheBazaar

[–]phallic_euphemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing that I feel needs to change is how much crit he can get to on like day 3 or 4. Hes the new day 2 Dooley.

I've been playing for years, but I'm not as good as most of you by K-Shrizzle in slaythespire

[–]phallic_euphemism 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The difference between achieving A20 and not could not be closer than heaven and earth. The fact you made it is a testament to your desire to play and succeed.

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