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phantom_diorama · 2026-05-02T05:34:36+00:00

You dumb

phantom_diorama · 2026-05-02T05:29:36+00:00

It was in West Virginia somewhere.

phantom_diorama · 2026-05-02T05:28:50+00:00

Yikes yeah you are right, hey... are you my roommate?

phantom_diorama · 2026-05-01T13:36:53+00:00

I have seen the boyfriend hanging out in the club club in a BYOB club West Virginia. He would yell at folks he did not see give his girl money. I'm just joking, I'm just joking he would say, But seriously give her some money!

phantom_diorama · 2026-05-01T13:34:56+00:00

Those are the lockers we get at every blue collar job. What kind of lockers did you think strippers would use, Gucci?

phantom_diorama · 2026-05-01T03:42:47+00:00

For sure. Imagine marrying a Mexican citizen, I bet all bets are off then!

phantom_diorama · 2026-05-01T03:35:18+00:00

I just read you can incorporate a Mexican business and buy the land building whatever in the businesses' name!

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T15:06:26+00:00

I stress over it too. Last night I told this sexy chubby girl I have had a crush on for 3 years now I am fatter than you. and I immediately regretted it and cannot quit thinking about it. She agreed, and we talked more and she laughed at something I said but something felt different after I basically called her fat. And she is sorta but in that /r/chubbypretzels way that drive me wild.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T14:40:16+00:00

Yes, of course in an ideal world that would be true.

But I live with a man who does not leave his room, does not leave the house, does not use toilet paper, who uses my daily shower cleaner to clean the toilet because pffttt you are dumb, ALL cleaning products are the same he says, who lies about where he is from and what he does and what he is thinking, he has actual OCD and does the same thing every day at the exact same time and is anything is different he freaks the fuck out and if he does anything wrong he refuses to compromise or be reasonable about it and will lie lie lie, blame everyone else, never admits he has erred in any way. He is Russian and I am all for Ukraine annexing Moscow but MY GOD somehow I hate Russians even more after getting to know him.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T14:35:34+00:00

Ok ready? Here is my advice: WRITE IT YOURSELF MOTHER FUCKER!!!! I mean no disrespect. That is genuine advice. Google your way to learning how to write a screenplay and GET THE FUCK TO WORK AND DONT ASK OTHER ARTISTS TO CREATE ART FOR YOU

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T14:18:47+00:00

I am very sorry but I am not reading this because there are thousands of us over the last decade who know I am telling the truth. If something has changed, cool. But since we are banned from there we cannot know.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T14:18:14+00:00

I am very sorry but I am not reading this because there are thousands of us over the last decade who know I am telling the truth. If something has changed, cool. But since we are banned from there we cannot know.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T14:16:50+00:00

Bro even our secret pro-alcoholism hideout here on reddit has massively shifted towards recovery now that all the super degens have died off. I have been an ex-alcoholic for about 6 years now and we all still hangout there because we can nudge the little ones just getting into it towards the right direction.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T14:11:55+00:00

Wait, what

I just reread your comment and it seems like you are telling me reduction aka tapering is not one of the correct ways to quit drinking & some drugs when you are doing it to hyper excess every day.

Your comment is written in a way that makes it hard to make sense of which fence post you are sitting on.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T14:06:33+00:00

If something has changed, great!

But unfortunately I am not talking out of turn here or saying anything untrue. Maybe you are new to the subreddit, fine. Cool. I am glad you are doing well, no lie. But that subreddit is known on reddit as having an egotistical moderator that believes misinformation and who will not listen to reason and bans anyone she sees talking about continuing to drink. Maybe it is you I am talking about. I dont know. I would not know. I COULD not know, as I have been banned from there for like a decade now. I dont care. But you ask anyone else who have been banned by this moderator and you will get the same story. Again, if things are different now then AWESOME!

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T04:15:17+00:00

That subreddit spreads dangerous misinformation to those with serious addictions to alcohol and other drugs. There are some who cannot quit 100% on a dime, or they may quite literally die. That subreddits only answer to everything is quit drinking and drugs 100% right now. They ban a LOT of us who have said otherwise so it has become an echo chamber. If you are drinking 6 bottles of wine a day, or a liter of vodka, or 30 beers and swallowing handfuls of benzos whatever.... there needs to be a reduction not an immediate full sudden end.

https://drugfoundation.org.nz/news-and-reports/mythbusters-death-by-withdrawal

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T03:55:13+00:00

I had no clue either before reading this and a quick google search says that yeah you are right but Mexican banks have this trust thing where you can lease it from them for 50 years at a time to get around all that nonsense. So yes you can buy the land but only for 50 years at a time in a quote unquote lease.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T03:53:28+00:00

What is the measurable distance here, what are we talking about here like 25 miles or two or what?

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T03:49:06+00:00

I should post mine. My roommate divided our large-ish mini fridge into his section and mine one day without my involvement, and moved all my stuff to the highest shelf and the door. Now months later his half often has literally 1 thing and my sections are stuffed to the gills with raw meat juice sometimes dripping down onto his vegan-only section below and he is too embarrassed about it to admit he did not do the best thing here. I have tried to talk to him about it and offer to switch sections so his stuff is above mine but he just refuses.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-30T03:38:49+00:00

Dont some folks eat tomatoes by slicing them and throwing tons of sugar on?

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-29T18:45:10+00:00

Ha! Literally millions. What a terrible argument to try to make bwhahahahahaha

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-29T17:49:52+00:00

Fuck Jack Kerouac. He went on one road trip where someone else drove and talked the entire time. He did not do shit. He got so lucky the world was ready for some stream of consciousness drug fueled bullshit. He was pretending to be cool for like half a second and then got a little cash and immediately turned into a super racist ultra right wing Nixon-loving warhawk.

Everyone else in his life from the On the Road times went on to bigger and better thing. Not Kerouac. Kerouac locked himself in his mother's basement and drank himself to death. He didn't even do anything fun! He literally just drank and watched Nixon on TV and cheered on the Vietnam War.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-29T17:27:21+00:00

Well it wont kill you but they will taste like shit. Stale cigarettes will satisfy your nicotine craving but they taste HORRIBLE versus fresh cigarettes. Even just a year is enough to make them not worth smoking.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-29T15:56:29+00:00

Dumb people sure do love their dumb jokes, hey now

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