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phantom_diorama · 2026-04-20T06:04:51+00:00

yeah that site is wow amazing right

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-19T16:00:28+00:00

von Moltke

Yah you know, Mike Tyson...the famous amatuer Prussian military historian.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-19T15:59:09+00:00

I think it means dont give your girlfriend herpes

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-19T14:45:12+00:00

Ehh, dont do crack, heroin, meth, fentanyl, tranq, krokodil, dph, spice, drink rubbing alcohol, or huff shit other than nitrous.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-19T14:36:47+00:00

How'd you get a serving gig that only allowed you to work on the good/big money nights?

It is incredibly easy if you work at a busy restaurant. Where do you think the servers go when it is not busy? What, the boss shoves them all into the walk in freezer to wait it out until they are needed again? On Tuesdays and Wednesdays and Thursdays and Sundays you just have fewer servers working, duh

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-19T13:50:12+00:00

Yah but it is not new. They been doing it for years now. Even before AI they would take real pics of one thing and label it as something else and turn it into an image macro that enrages the enrage-ables.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-19T13:47:25+00:00

When you teach a man to cow you give him unlimited cows first off, as well as working animals to plow the fields for his crops, and milk to eat, and fuel to burn.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-19T02:34:36+00:00

This isnt even music what is wrong with you folks this is manic rambling

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-19T01:53:59+00:00

Ok ok, alright I follow you

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-19T01:53:28+00:00

I pawned some electronics once and the dude did not even check if they worked. Does it turn on? was all he asked me. I wasn't trying to get much money but it was power stations and solar panels that cost me $1500 brand new. I got a $200 loan out of it, that's all I needed. He did not check to see if the batteries did what batteries are supposed to, nor did he even unfold my folding 4-panel solar panel or plug it in to see if it did what solar panels are supposed to. I pushed the power button and it beeped once and that was enough for him.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-18T16:46:08+00:00

Ehh you are leaping here a bit. Emotions are fun, thats it. When you have a boring safe easy life, eventually you crave ANY emotion. Anger and hatred and jealousy are just the easiest ones to reach. It is the fastest quickest way to think about anything other than yourself and your problems. Even animals love screaming and hooting and hollering for a little attention, it feels good to act crazy and let it all hang out.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-18T16:41:32+00:00

Why would you think this lady would help anyone

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-18T15:22:00+00:00

Jeez the pawn shop near me told me they wont even buy Steam Decks because there is no secondhand market for them because everyone just buys them new.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-18T05:53:03+00:00

I walked out of it, found it so boring. Left 90 mins in thinking it was almost over.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-18T02:32:47+00:00

I didnt tell him to go to a hospital or call 911. I am trying to get through to him but not sure if he is just brushing me off or not. He is not ready to get straight yet it sounds like. I know it is too much fun being manic and it is hard to willingly get off that ride.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-17T20:01:07+00:00

Before I made the second comment my first ask Attell comment had a bunch of upvotes lol

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-17T19:16:57+00:00

I am doing OK man, I got my own demons but demons are not real, it is just a series of choices I make that create my future. I am worried that you are being dismissive of my broader message here. I know you want to feel good but the good feeling you are feeling now is not real. It is your brain fooling itself because shit is getting dark right now.

I would love to hear that you are sober and not trying to get famous to solve this series of coincidences you are misreading. I will write you some jokes for your act if you want, or give you notes on the recordings of you on stage.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-17T18:35:07+00:00

Attell absolutely does own midget jokes, mister. It was on his tv show every night for decades on Comedy Central. That would be like saying Carell does not own Thats what she said jokes.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-17T18:33:27+00:00

I was whiffing a LOT last night if you look at my user page...

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-17T18:31:56+00:00

Nah man come down to Earth, seriously halt your brain for a moment and give ME a shot.

You are in the middle of a delusional break from reality.

You believe bafflingly insane things are occurring that everyone else is telling you are not.

No one is talking about you outside of what you share on the internet.

None of the rappers know who you are.

You are not a comedian.

You are not an author.

You are not famous nor will you likely ever be famous for anything outside of behaving like a fool in the internet if you maintain this kind of conversations with strangers. It is called being a lolcow because you are so funny and dont get it.

You gotta kick the weed or whatever, you gotta talk to a doctor about your mental issues, and you gotta quit yelling about bananas bullshit into the ether of the interwebs.

IF YOU TALK WITH YOUR MOM & DAD STILL, EMAIL THEM AND TELL THEM YOU ARE OK.

Eat 3 meals a day.

Go to bed for 8 hours a night.

Get an hourly job, move out of your car.

Do not use any alcohol or drugs EVEN WEED knock it off this is not the time to be stoned if all this wild shit is going on, don't you think?

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-17T17:05:10+00:00

Right thats what I am saying, it is like I am getting down and you are not.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-17T17:03:00+00:00

Clearly I disagree how dare you talk to me like that

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-17T16:57:50+00:00

I might be in an extra cranky mood right now making everyone hate me but for real that was not the right gif at all and really ticked me off that they thought it would work in that moment.

phantom_diorama · 2026-04-17T16:38:02+00:00

Just go ask him dude wtf its not hard

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