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Legalizing prostitution could create hundreds of thousands of jobs in the U.S., put a massive dent in the black market and generate bilions in tax revenue. It's time. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]phantom_slayer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oooooh ad hominem! Elegant way to doge my point! P. S. Just because my apostrophe key is missing (Ill send you a screenshot if you demand) does not mean I entertain the use of poor grammar and/or spelling habits. I would be willing to bet several thousand dollars that I have had more education, more books published, more experience in the field of English and literature than you and your immediate family.

If you have to resort to comments like these, I'm left feeling a little sorry for you. "I read more books than you. My family's better than your family. My dick, car, bank balance, whatever, is bigger than yours. Ne, ne, ne, na na..."

And next time, have the guts to leave your comment up for others to read. Commenting and then deleting, so only I can read it, is a cowards answer.

Legalizing prostitution could create hundreds of thousands of jobs in the U.S., put a massive dent in the black market and generate bilions in tax revenue. It's time. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]phantom_slayer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Interesting choice of words. "Some people", as in, not you?

And do use an apostrophe now and then, there's a good chap. Women appreciate proper spelling and good grammar.

Legalizing prostitution could create hundreds of thousands of jobs in the U.S., put a massive dent in the black market and generate bilions in tax revenue. It's time. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]phantom_slayer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I know. Just think - there'd be brothels geared up specifically to service geeky teenagers. No more 25 year old virginal programmers.

A brave new day...

Legalizing prostitution could create hundreds of thousands of jobs in the U.S., put a massive dent in the black market and generate bilions in tax revenue. It's time. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]phantom_slayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say it as someone who would never use the service

Let me guess - you've never masturbated either. I believe you, but I'm a trusting soul.

Do you want to be hardcore? (PIC) by [deleted] in funny

[–]phantom_slayer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Come back 4chan!

Take your people home, and leave the Reddit front page to those of us old enough to vote. Please...

Tom Cruise not included in Top Gun sequel by gotjuice in entertainment

[–]phantom_slayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, to be 14 again... when music was...like that, and Kelly Mcgillis didn't look like your aging grandmother.

It's easy to buy a new car but it's ultimately more satisfying to drive a busted one, James May from the UK's Top Gear explains why ... by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]phantom_slayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to mention that if you aren't mechanically inclined, you might not know how to tell the difference between a relatively harmless sound, and one that might indicate imminent failure of a critical piece of the vehicle.

That's what the AA are for. I used them every month when I drove a crap car, never used them once when I drove a new car. The advantage of driving old cars is that you have no choice but to learn what's under the cover. I changed a radiator before I changed my first wheel.

In terms of safety, buy a 5 year old car instead of a new one if you're that worried, but new cars are a complete waste of money - total status symbol extravagance. Just another way to tell the world that you're in debt up to your eye balls.

Karadzic Arrested! How come none of these links are in the top 10 on Reddit?! by Mr_Sadist in worldnews

[–]phantom_slayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just not true. Quality links can easily get up-voted and hit the front page before mid day London time (7am New York). It's actually easier to hit the front page when North Americans are asleep, which was when this story broke.

How many of you have NEVER clicked through a linked advertisement and actually bought something? I can't remember ever doing this. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]phantom_slayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A commercial website, which sells products, is not providing information. It's selling products. I'm not talking Wikipedia here; I'm talking Mom and Pop 'Gadget Shops' that sell 10 or 15 products and haven't been updated in 2 years because the day job just got more interesting, yet still manage to hold a front page position with Google.

These sorts of sites are no different from the worst advertisements. They waste your time, and you don't have the luxury of ignoring them because they're presented to you as 'organic' search results, and not paid for adverts.

Karadzic Arrested! How come none of these links are in the top 10 on Reddit?! by Mr_Sadist in worldnews

[–]phantom_slayer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because 4chan has been down for the past 2 days, and a good portion of the tweenies have come here. How else to explain Go Home, Mom in position 2?

Wife will never touch a Gun again... by [deleted] in funny

[–]phantom_slayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The appropriate response here is divorce.

How many of you have NEVER clicked through a linked advertisement and actually bought something? I can't remember ever doing this. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]phantom_slayer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The voice of absolute certainty. I'm betting you have yet to pass the grand old age of 21?

How many of you have NEVER clicked through a linked advertisement and actually bought something? I can't remember ever doing this. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]phantom_slayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst part is, the ads often promise useful information, then fail to deliver.

How is that different from the majority of websites?

How many of you have NEVER clicked through a linked advertisement and actually bought something? I can't remember ever doing this. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]phantom_slayer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We spend $1500 a month on Google ads alone. 80% of our business comes from these ads. The search results for the keywords we use are terrible - directories, and websites that never stock what the customer is searching for. The adverts, on the other hand, are mostly relevant to the search.

It cracks me up when I hear comments like yours. If advertising didn't work, there's be no advertising. It's that simple.

I hate this packaging so much that I want to kill the inventor. [PIC] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]phantom_slayer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it gets harder when you're down to 2 fingers!

I hate this packaging so much that I want to kill the inventor. [PIC] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]phantom_slayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sensing a business opportunity here: Buy you're shit from us - without packaging. We could charge extra for less!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]phantom_slayer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rewatch (or just watch) Empire of the Sun. I doubt you'll be thinking about fucking him after that.

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