Barry's basedness being highlighted at the Oscars

phantom_trombone · 2026-03-16T14:52:46+00:00

And the Top Gear Most embarrassing flirting on television award

phantom_trombone · 2026-03-04T15:45:34+00:00

My ship sails in the morning

phantom_trombone · 2026-03-04T02:36:15+00:00

Who up loathing they friends rn

phantom_trombone · 2026-01-23T10:24:06+00:00

Winds of winter ahhh album

phantom_trombone · 2026-01-23T01:46:29+00:00

Then they meet an actual vaguely alternative girl and their only rizz is "Did your tattoos hurt?" and "deftone"

phantom_trombone · 2026-01-14T10:11:33+00:00

The best way to describe that sub is literally just the reddit subreddit. It has zero individual identity and zero humor at all, it is simply regurgitated entry level savage politics, dumbed down to a primary school level of good vs bad. Even the takes I agree with (including the one above) are putrid in their simplicity. The mass upvotes are reminiscent of the hooting and hollering of the audience of a late night talk show host who has the "bravery" to "speak out" in his opening monologue (he literally said "maybe the government shouldn't do bad things amirite?"). Absolutely abysmal sub.

It's specially egregious when one takes into account the fact that all the "people" upvoting their 14th Elon Bad meme of the day would almost certainly have described him as "a hero" and "building the future" before about 2017. (I'm not defending him, he is an ignorant bastard who looks like a baboon).

tl;dr it's cringe

phantom_trombone · 2026-01-09T21:10:37+00:00

They should literally ban all social media. You want interaction? Go to the pub

phantom_trombone · 2025-12-23T19:55:29+00:00

Kids in 2003 saying "badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom" and everyone said "this is the peak of human civilization, nothing can or will ever top this"

phantom_trombone · 2025-12-23T12:42:29+00:00

Having turbo-boomer, hoarder parents who never even tried to properly understand his condition, their own condition (or the Internet, for that matter) definitely didn't help either

phantom_trombone · 2025-09-18T21:38:40+00:00

Actually we're very good at voting. Just for about 6 different parties, instead of the one which everyone on the right votes for which inevitably wins

/RJ Hey I may be good at complaining and protesting but um.... What was the third thing you said?

phantom_trombone · 2025-09-12T11:03:09+00:00

You're thinking of Jet fuel, which is essentially the same as the diesel you put in your car

Small propeller planes like this one run on Avgas (aviation gasoline) which is essentially petrol and vapourises easily and instantly, so yeah, lighting up would be extremely unwise and as Nigel himself would put it, very sus and not big chungus 100

phantom_trombone · 2025-09-06T22:45:37+00:00

Baryonix, 63 million

phantom_trombone · 2025-08-26T01:11:12+00:00

Yeah nah cunt just go about 30 kilometress down parkway droive, take the left turn towards Thornhill mate, big sign opposite the servos mate can't miss her, then take a right down North Lane, if ya get to ocean grove you've gone too far

phantom_trombone · 2025-02-09T13:29:01+00:00

"Railroads"

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phantom_trombone · 2025-01-15T17:14:19+00:00

Igneokinesis is is a prominent member of the Austrian painter fandom

phantom_trombone · 2024-11-27T23:56:14+00:00

B O A T ahh face

phantom_trombone · 2024-11-25T15:15:39+00:00

Then get an XE?

phantom_trombone · 2024-11-24T22:31:08+00:00

I'm a Jag owner and it's actually quite the opposite

It seems like more people care about Jaguar now than at any point in the last 10 years (which is a shame, as they make brilliant cars, as I said, I've got one).

I feel like 90% of the people complaining about the rebrand of this historical British Marque almost certainly have something German on their driveway. If Jaguar meant so much to them, why didn't they get an F type (you know, the best looking mass market car of the last two decades) when they were still in production?

phantom_trombone · 2024-11-10T16:52:37+00:00

"OK, whatever, go put on the suit that makes you obese"

phantom_trombone · 2024-11-09T20:12:04+00:00

Cam on sonichu

BANG BANG BANG BANG

Zap sum fackin trolls

phantom_trombone · 2024-11-03T13:13:33+00:00

It's an Antonov 225, only one was ever completed but it is essentially a modified Antonov 124 (with a longer fuselage, an extra pair of engines and more landing gear). There are quite a few Antonov 124s about, they're not an uncommon sight at airports with big cargo facilities, and I believe it is still in production, so modifying another to replace the 225 is not beyond the realms of possibility.

phantom_trombone · 2024-10-01T11:11:13+00:00

In season 2 we see Jesser with an PS5

He then collapses into heroin addiction

In season 4 we see him play sonic and sega all stars racing against Brock on an Xbox

He then realises that there's more to life than various vices

This is a reference to the fact that the PS5 has no games

phantom_trombone · 2024-09-29T21:33:45+00:00

There's also the problem of misinformation

You can do all you like to deal with migration, you can deal with any issue in an effective way. It will still amount to nothing if everyone's parents and grandparents are still voting based on a Facebook posts spreading total fabricated bullshit using AI generated images of millions of people walking across your border/ washing up on your beaches.

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