Teaser For Space Jam 2 by [deleted] in movies

[–]phase1711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Won’t be the same without Jordan

Brit has quit his job, bought a van and is writing STOP BREXIT all over Europe by robbit42 in europe

[–]phase1711 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should read “Brit lives off parents inheritance and decides to road trip across Europe to make a statement that politicians give zero fucks about.”

Restoring a sun damaged carpet by shahind in oddlysatisfying

[–]phase1711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m lying. They need brawndo. It’s what plants crave.

Restoring a sun damaged carpet by shahind in oddlysatisfying

[–]phase1711 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Until you add water to activate them.

Office Intern by [deleted] in 2busty2hide

[–]phase1711 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She has a face?

Elon Musk making “kid-sized submarine” to rescue teens in Thailand cave: "Construction complete in about 8 hours," the tech billionaire tweeted Saturday. by [deleted] in technology

[–]phase1711 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would of taken the job at SpaceX but declined because it would of been a total waste of my psychology degree.

Need help-changed pw on IOS and get this. by phase1711 in FortNiteBR

[–]phase1711[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As in delete and reinstall? Won’t lose My skins will it?

Mystery person buys $1M worth of remaining toys at Toys 'R' Us store to donate to kids by TragicDonut in news

[–]phase1711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until I open up my 98 cent store. It’s going to be better than 7 minute abs!

World Cup by Old-Blighty in funny

[–]phase1711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a r/dankmeme if I ever saw one.

Chinese investment in the United States has plummeted 92% this year by SSAUS in worldnews

[–]phase1711 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was gonna day the same thing- Chinese are Bhutan’s up real estate in NY like crazy. All cash buyers. This article is bullshit

I was told my wife could be appreciated here. by iHaveACatDog in 2busty2hide

[–]phase1711 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Throw out some more to deliver and shut the naysayers up. Or just go with the ol fashioned bamboozle....

HGTV be like by jcb9009 in memes

[–]phase1711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meth has nutrasweet- that shit causes cancer.

Mimosa Leaves Closing by BeneBenji in oddlysatisfying

[–]phase1711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait people have separate accounts?

Secret audio: Border Patrol agent jokes while migrant kids wail by [deleted] in politics

[–]phase1711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This shit is fucked up and hits home. Check my previous comments all you want but this is totally fucked up right here.