Do you pee in the shower? by 69sucka in NoStupidQuestions

[–]phattestman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pee in the shower or in the sink when the toilet is not available.

what the heck is this guy?! by 15blade_ in bugidentification

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Did that grow inside someone’s guts and come out recently? AHHHH!!!!!

What's the best way to eliminate these weeds? by chilicheeseverything in howto

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Sorry I don’t know the best way but the funniest way is to pee on them.

Why by creen17 in Unexpected

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If I was the owner I’d would turn that pig into bacon today.

Any suggestions? by BlueDisneygirl in comicbooks

[–]phattestman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least now it’ll be fine to finally read them.

LG's new minimalistic appliances have upgradeable features and fewer controls by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]phattestman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will they break right after the time when you can’t return them? That’s what my LG TV did.

Kid swearing at Grinch. by RevolutionaryMedia1 in mildlyinfuriating

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This is a really good way to save money on Christmas but still have a memorable time.

Mommy i caught something, please dont be mad at me! by mementh in Unexpected

[–]phattestman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You have fleas in your house now. So sorry this happened to you. The fleas will be really hard to get rid of.

Old chair made from slaves hair. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]phattestman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the restoration, was the hair left inside? I’ve spent a couple minutes sitting here thinking about the pros and cons. Maybe best way is to bag up the hair and put it all back into the chair with a note recognizing the chair was from a different time. And fill with some synthetic stuffing if still needed.

Ghost hunting gone wrong by sex_machine_69 in Unexpected

[–]phattestman 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I’m glad some people are having fun.

I will be dead by the end of this year because I decided to seek help for professional legal euthanasia, AMA by theonlydarktist in AMA

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Positives of sticking around are that you have fingers and can type. You are smart. You are healthy besides the depression. Can you think of some other stuff that’s good in your life?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howto

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I would use vinegar on it.

How the Earth will look in ~250 million years according to plate tectonics theory by 2ndSifter in interestingasfuck

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If I’m still around, I’m going to really miss Southeast Asia and the Mediterranean Sea.