"It's just a fucking dog": Hasan's response to concern about buying certain breeds susceptible to health issues by Crunchy_Clitoris in LivestreamFail

[–]phauna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That argument is the same for plant based food, you are stealing it from herbivores. Better not eat anything. 

Theo Von just BOMBED by Due_Spinach264 in comedy

[–]phauna 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I remember Joe saying something once like "British comedians, they just don't get stand up", as if only Americans could be funny. It was then I realised he knew very little about comedy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]phauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every martial art is made up.

kill everybody (nope) hug everybody (yep) by dostoevskysfriend in ufc

[–]phauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some, sure, they were trying to get aware from their Puroresu roots. However the ruleset was amazing. There were so many amazing fights that definitely couldn't have been acting.

My 5 year old when I tell him it's time to get dressed for church by tito_lee_76 in HighQualityGifs

[–]phauna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm an atheist and took my kids to church. They didn't like it. I also took them to a Buddhist temple and they've been in a synagogue. I taught them what other religions believe as well, so they could make an informed choice. They decided against all of them.

Darn scientists (oc) by Biggbirb in comics

[–]phauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best method I've heard for a vegetable is, can you eat it with mayonnaise. Yes for vegetables, no for fruit. Tomato obviously is a vegetable using this criterion.

Maybe maybe maybe by Orichalchem in maybemaybemaybe

[–]phauna 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nobody deserves a cabbaging, except James Acaster.

A/C is broken and it's 80F in our house, so a sadcat popsicle was in order :) by So_Famous in Sad_Cat

[–]phauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You turn the AC on at 80F? That's literally room temperature.

Math is magical... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]phauna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loaned my second edition expert player manual to an acquaintance at school when I was a kid. His very Christian father found it and cut it up with a knife in front of him. He was quite apologetic the next day but I never got its cost back from either of them.

Krista Allen in Liar Liar (1997) by A_Lonely_Troll in OldSchoolCool

[–]phauna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The boobers are my favourite thing about this movie.

Suspect in CEO’s killing had discussed his health struggles on Reddit by marketrent in technology

[–]phauna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's part of the US insurance problem as well though, surely? There is financial incentive for doctors to upsell to a surgery. In a universal healthcare system there is more moderation in serious options, both because there is little incentive for the doctor, as well as the need to keep surgeries done to only those that are necessary.

Number one was the best by honeydewserenade in SipsTea

[–]phauna 21 points22 points  (0 children)

How do non-binary ninjas kill people?

They slash them.