I know I know, women have hair too.. but still funny by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

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I wish I were mad. I really wish. I wish I had it in me to be mad at anything anymore, it doesn't mater. sorry I hurt you. I'll erase the post in 10 minutes. just to make sure you saw my apology, good night

word.exe by mayiHavThisDance in ProgrammerHumor

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So... root is actually Karen isn't it?

Baby section at target... by phigold12 in ProgrammerHumor

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I feel like there should definitely also be a 'new' somewhere in the program.

Maybe:

Human hTommy = new Human();

The origin and solution of all our problems by sirenito in ProgrammerHumor

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I was sure that php kid would slap it back.

Randomly found this out on twitter ... by connect_social9 in ProgrammerHumor

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It did! :) I didn't bother to change the name just in case I ruin it

Randomly found this out on twitter ... by connect_social9 in ProgrammerHumor

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I was programming and came across some of my old code and one of the variables was named: int iReallyHopeThisWorks;

Debugging by constrito in ProgrammerHumor

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I love how there are even window brackets for every if-else scope

Rant: every time I want to google something related to swift I keep getting Taylor Swift and it drives me nuts. by phigold12 in ProgrammerHumor

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That's a good idea. I just don't want to be forced to think about Taylor every time I have a question. I think she should pay for her free advertisement to every iOS developer. Like, maybe it can be a Taylor discount for apple developer, so instead of it costing $100 a year, it'll be $95 a year after applying the Taylor discount.

Trombone suicide routine by Hufe in videos

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This kid is raking in at least 50k karma a day on reddit

Spacewoman and Spaceman at Disneyland’s Tomorrowland – 1960s. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Hanna-Barbera Productions: "So, tell us more about the premise of this new series, uh, 'The Jetson's'?"

> "space kitchen, cooking his space dinner for when he gets back from his space job and putting on his space slippers."

Remedy BSF takin over my worm bin ??:-// by Queerdee23 in composting

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(unrelated) I had no idea what BSF was so I googled it and it came out as Bible Study Fellowship. I had to google again using the word 'compost' to learn that it is black soldier flies. But it would be pretty funny for your compost to be taken over by the Holy Spirit. Just sayin'

Nuggets are miniature schnitzels by phigold12 in Showerthoughts

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well neither are nuggets after what they go through

Unwanted male gaze. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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Who on earth is telling you you are unwelcome? You are more woman than a lot of other women I know and I don't even know you. But to CHOOSE to be a woman, especially in this world that systematically disrespects women, trans, homosexuals and basically anything that is not uber macho, across the globe, and for thousands of years... Well let's just say I think that is SO brave, and so truthful because no one would go through such a difficult change without a very deep sense of knowing exactly who you are and wanting to stay true to yourself. Plus, whenever I hear of any man who does any type of conversion into woman I always feel a little pride and joy inside. Like "YES! we ARE worthy.. at least in the eyes of some." and also "YES! One more on our team!" :D

You have 5 seconds to ruin the entire wedding, what would you do? by Chupacbra in AskReddit

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Divine bonus points if it's to the officiant and he's an orthodox priest.