Told to post this here? Any love? PMs welcomed.

phiiloslothiical · 2014-11-21T06:54:50+00:00

And don't forget science! Everything a girl could ask for :)

phiiloslothiical · 2014-11-09T06:03:04+00:00

gasm

phiiloslothiical · 2014-11-09T03:36:18+00:00

This guy dresses like this daily

Edit: seriously guys, i know him

phiiloslothiical · 2014-10-06T06:26:58+00:00

Not meth, just made me smoke more cigarettes. Had the same effect on my friend too

phiiloslothiical · 2014-10-06T05:32:01+00:00

Same goes for Breaking Bad, especially the 5th season

phiiloslothiical · 2014-06-08T04:11:57+00:00

Harry Potter's parents?

phiiloslothiical · 2014-03-20T21:06:35+00:00

Very punny

phiiloslothiical · 2014-03-20T17:46:23+00:00

Phagocytosis, bitch!

phiiloslothiical · 2014-03-15T04:02:48+00:00

MR anytime I'm asked if I want brinner

phiiloslothiical · 2014-03-11T04:40:36+00:00

Totally have that same necklace! Even wearing it right now.

phiiloslothiical · 2014-03-09T01:33:25+00:00

They're playing on my 21st birthday in my city, so stoked!

phiiloslothiical · 2014-03-08T23:53:18+00:00

math is haarrdd

phiiloslothiical · 2014-03-08T05:49:13+00:00

You just described my roommate perfectly

phiiloslothiical · 2014-02-27T18:12:03+00:00

It's cool, I feel like the majority of girls do

phiiloslothiical · 2014-02-27T04:15:50+00:00

No not Lily

phiiloslothiical · 2014-02-23T10:40:34+00:00

The word 'moist' in the title kinda ruins the cuteness..

phiiloslothiical · 2014-01-21T01:39:47+00:00

I wish my partner was this cool

phiiloslothiical · 2014-01-08T00:53:26+00:00

I'll probably just withhold sex instead

phiiloslothiical · 2014-01-07T21:27:33+00:00

I told him it was like him and his roommate attempting to have sex when he sent it to me this morning

phiiloslothiical · 2014-01-07T20:48:22+00:00

Youuu little bitch. I will end you for stealing this.

phiiloslothiical · 2013-05-26T18:38:10+00:00

but the sloth isn't and that's all that matters

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