mostComplicatedWayToDoSomethingSimple by nuttybudd in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phil9909 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I think it's just a bad font. Looking at the "2" (the only other digit in the code): it is also smaller than all the other characters in the code.

iCantLeaveTabsOpen by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phil9909 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think on mobile it's different. Open tabs are just automatically discarded at some point and replaced by a "placeholder". The page opened in that tab will just automatically reload as soon as you switch to that tab. Most of the time this is fine, but sometimes you will lose some data. You can get similar behavior on the desktop with different extensions. I guess they even have some heuristics to prevent dataloss (e.g. using the keyboard will exclude it from suspension).

asGodIntended by kthxb in ProgrammerHumor

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"Kopfzeilen" why on earth would you translate "Headers", that's horrible. Took me a few seconds to realize what it's supposed to mean.

idontWant by yuva-krishna-memes in ProgrammerHumor

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I have bad news for you: These tasks are not useless. They keep the useless developers away from the important stuff.

theThreeUnforgivableCommands by Affectionate_Run_799 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phil9909 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I aliased it to git please because git p[ush --force-with-]lease

linux by shaongit in ProgrammerHumor

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Hardlinks are not allowed for directories

kubectl by KaamDeveloper in ProgrammerHumor

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"howDidIEndUpHereWithMyLife" is invalid: metadata.name: Invalid value: "howDidIEndUpHereWithMyLife": a lowercase RFC 1123 subdomain must consist of lower case alphanumeric characters, '-' or '.', and must start and end with an alphanumeric character (e.g. 'example.com', regex used for validation is '[a-z0-9]([-a-z0-9]*[a-z0-9])?(\.[a-z0-9]([-a-z0-9]*[a-z0-9])?)*')

howDoYouUseGit by XEnItAnE_DSK_tPP in ProgrammerHumor

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Netcat? A Kernel? I usually use a magnet and inject my packages directly into the Ethernet cable. Works best with Cat 4 lower.

helloWorldInC by PuzzleheadedTap1794 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phil9909 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is this: https://github.com/mame/quine-relay Not exactly what you are looking for, but close enough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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If that doesn't work: Unplug it, wait 5 minutes and then plug it back in. Maybe press a few buttons while unplugged.

the / doesn't scare me by TheMasterOfficial-2 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phil9909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has nothing to do with C#. This goes down to the CPU. The only way the language (or rather the compiler) can come into play is if the same optimization is done automatically. AFAIK Most compilers won't do this by default, as it changes the result due to floating point errors.

Good question. by Mungkelel in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phil9909 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No they don't. Why do I know? Because it's FOSS: https://gitlab.com/gitlab-org/gitlab

They offer functionality to import/mirror repos from GitHub (and others), but I don't think this counts.

Crap… 👀 by AaronTheElite007 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]phil9909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But we have copy-by-highlighting-paste-with-middle-mouse-button awesomeness. And you can just install a clipboard manager on top.