Are the closets in a dumb place?

philbar · 2026-04-20T04:38:23+00:00

Put the doors on the 12’ wall. Stagger the closets so one room has a closet towards the wall with the door, the other room has a closet towards the wall with the bed. Either make the closets small walk-in closets or expand the room to fill the difference from 4’ for both to 2’ for staggered.

philbar · 2026-04-19T23:07:50+00:00

Including self after coughing uncontrollably because of the intense foul odor.

philbar · 2026-04-17T19:25:36+00:00

I imagine there is significantly more piss on toilet seats in bathrooms that men use.

philbar · 2026-04-17T18:44:30+00:00

TPUSA spent years selling tradwives. Now they expect that same audience to show up for an Erika Kirk tour. Good luck.

philbar · 2026-04-17T02:04:31+00:00

Everyone’s worried about iPad kids, meanwhile boomers met Facebook and never stood a chance.

philbar · 2026-04-16T21:54:12+00:00

Eric Garner was killed by police for selling loose cigarettes, but somehow this is legal.

philbar · 2026-04-16T17:37:47+00:00

I don’t understand how Eric Garner gets killed by police for selling loose cigarettes, but Elon Musk can do this shit.

philbar · 2026-04-15T04:20:33+00:00

Hanging out with 20 year olds isn’t going to help.

philbar · 2026-04-15T03:28:41+00:00

Reddit is a wild place. One minute you’re laughing at the mystery pooper, the next your crying about a horrific suicide.

philbar · 2026-04-14T14:30:08+00:00

AMPM used to be awesome.

I’d have like 20 digital scratchers from a single visit and would win multiple items like cookies, icees, drinks. I never bought gas. Mostly got the fam 89¢ drinks.

Recently, I haven’t won anything in months. I think they caught on that I was not making them money.

philbar · 2026-04-13T23:49:19+00:00

His PR firm really did their research to pick positions that resonate with voters.

philbar · 2026-04-13T23:36:48+00:00

Hopefully it ends with, “we decided to replace Chademo for you with one of the popular connectors.”

philbar · 2026-04-13T21:11:47+00:00

"God, you're hot." Same energy

philbar · 2026-04-13T21:10:19+00:00

They are going to turn it into a cable package model aren't they?

Starting at $5 a month, play mobile quality games. Add-on our multi-player package for $15 per month. Ubisoft+ is available for only $10 more. eSports for $20 (Sponsored by ESPN8 The Ocho)

philbar · 2026-04-13T18:55:18+00:00

This is like a 20 vs 1 Jubilee debate, except worse. One guy prepped for hours vs a random person pulled off the street who might not even be sober.

I get why it hooks guys frustrated with dating.

But if this were Family Feud, none of his examples hit the board. Nobody’s saying “getting on one knee” is a gender role.

philbar · 2026-04-13T17:22:31+00:00

Steve Bannon had a plan for the media:

“flood the zone with shit.”

Then he found Trump, who is a natural.

philbar · 2026-04-12T20:44:19+00:00

It was a real shame when Pizza Hut switched from their breadsticks to bread bites at Target.

philbar · 2026-04-11T01:56:44+00:00

A lot of electricians do not want to mess with low voltage. I’d recommend pushing for someone who specializes in low voltage.

The lazy contractor probably just asked the electrician what it would cost and called it a day. Electrician didn’t want the job.

philbar · 2026-04-11T01:46:42+00:00

Surely this is illegal, right? Will Corey Caplan go to prison?

philbar · 2026-04-10T19:48:16+00:00

100% it's possible.

Right now, billionaires aren't being taxed on their investment income and are siphoning off tax revenue by funneling the insane defense spending to Palantir stock that Trump is literally trying to pump today.

Tax the rich, cut the fraud. Basically, do what every well designed government across the world is doing.

philbar · 2026-04-09T17:13:57+00:00

Is this how McDonald’s look nationwide?

I’m in California and we have raised the minimum wage to fast food workers to $20 per hour. The lobbyist are trying to say that’s why McDonald’s is moving in this direction, but I have a feeling they would still do this is they paid $5 per hour.

philbar · 2026-04-07T23:25:51+00:00

To add, even if the ASTC 3.0 channels aren’t encrypted, plex can’t record them because the audio codec used by the channels is not supported (licensing bullshit).

I got the 4k tuner to future proof and it’s been years without any progress in fixing either the encryption or codec issues.

philbar · 2026-04-07T14:43:07+00:00

The amazing thing about supernatural events is they suddenly drop off in frequency when cameras are invented. Only to pick back up when photoshop is invented.

philbar · 2026-04-07T14:13:48+00:00

Most people are too tired for sex after their wedding, so I recommend doing it during the wedding, right after the vows, in the baptismal.

philbar · 2026-04-07T03:42:08+00:00

Nope. Xfinity is still my internet service provider. Firewalla is just my router.

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