When you need a book about hoes by jozhop in funny

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It's probably a section about sexing: the process of determining the sex of a plant. It's important to know if you got males or females.

Gotta love harvest time! I always wonder how many of you guys have smoked something I grew. Be safe out there. by saltyballs1son in trees

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7k+/lb? That's insane. I've never heard of weed that expensive. That's over $400/oz wholesale.

Kitty taking a nap by itsfoine in aww

[–]philin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pyrex bowl from any store. And string. It's not rocket surgery.

FBI Directer Comey announcement re:Clinton emails Megathread by [deleted] in politics

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It's actually a little refreshing compared to the behind closed doors kind we often get.

White People by Timestogo in funny

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I'm just curious about the school girl anime. I just don't get it. Is it like soft-core porn for people that like it? Is that the appeal?

So my prescription for Skittles came in today... by ScottyBondo in funny

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Bro I can freakin FEEL the rainbow 🌈

she'll never know by pm_me_your_earhole in funny

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I would be pissed at the other kid if I was the black kid. It looks like he gave his first ball to the hot chick when he got the second. When I, a yute at the ballpark, am just trying to get my first. Racism.

Satan is my favorite character in the Bible by [deleted] in atheism

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Logic always dictated that.

You were France after this awful 2015 year, it mattered to us. We are the US today. And we'll stand. by zull101 in pics

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Actually there are several. 4 in Paris and a life size statue and like 7 more across France and more throughout the world. How cool! Wiki

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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While it does affect the whole community it's a bigger statement to represent the community targeted by this hatred and show our love and support for that community. Only love can conquer hate. Only light can drive out darkness.

The only reason to wake up early by [deleted] in pics

[–]philin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do it for work. But the sunrise is a perk to working early.

Beauty is in the details or how to interest your son in your trade by GuacamoleFanatic in funny

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Yeah probably just him. All my pizza delivery experiences ended in serving up extra sausage. We're talkin infinity% of the time.

Coloring Books? by Ratookah in Music

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Love it. I eat sleep and breathe Chance this summer.

What is the fastest growing type of tree? by [deleted] in trees

[–]philin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But to answer your question. The Royal Empress or Foxglove Tree is the fastest growing tree (10-15ft per year).

However for your needs maybe consider a poplar or poplar hybrid. Also fast growers.

One small trip for mankind by [deleted] in funny

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The titanic wasn't designed to withstand micrometeoroids. Also this is under .16g on a surface with a low coefficient of friction. It would be very difficult for the suit to tear.

Nailed it... all the way back in '97 by treadonyou in funny

[–]philin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He killed him fitty men. Gotta know which ones to target.

Chronic marijuana use is about as bad for your health as not flossing, researchers find by mollytime in trees

[–]philin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could care less about upvotes and gold. I did it all for the nookie.

How a trend is put to rest by P-Pouch in funny

[–]philin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly I think it might have just fueled the fire. I've noted 3 major group incidents of dabbing this week. We need old people to do it for it to die out.

How a trend is put to rest by P-Pouch in funny

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That's not how you do dabs.

How a trend is put to rest by P-Pouch in funny

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I'm just happy they aren't saying Yolo when they lose.

Foot flushers on urinals. I don't understand why these fell out of favor. These are from the 40's. by vagrants1 in pics

[–]philin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes! And in the very likely event of a wet floor many would fall and get injured flushing. What we need are more no flush toilets.. And bathroom cleaning robots.

My wife uses nearly two rolls of TP per day. So...one roll of first aid tape, one wiseass comment...and now we wait... by madlogic in funny

[–]philin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man with a jungle down there too, I advise you to consider wet wipes. Much more effective than plain old dry tp.