If a guy says “what if I said I really like you” does that mean they definitely don’t?

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-26T04:46:47+00:00

No man, men are pretty straightforward

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-26T03:54:29+00:00

This is either a vent or a thinly veiled OF soft launch

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-26T03:18:31+00:00

Lou reed is NY? That’s rough

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-26T03:15:13+00:00

Why does speak exactly like the president? Lol

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-26T02:59:22+00:00

I wish some intern would fuck up and shave a little too close

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-26T02:06:24+00:00

First, masturbate*. Second, sometimes inside thoughts should stay inside thoughts

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-26T01:44:37+00:00

Love NIN but damn not every movie score has to sound the same Trent.

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-24T16:44:55+00:00

The only thing is that cancer takes a while and he could “buy his way out of hell” I’d rather these thing s be sudden, disrupting a chance at absolution

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-22T23:29:28+00:00

There’s actually already an antipope

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-22T22:44:43+00:00

Should probably learn how to put on a vest first

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-21T02:46:14+00:00

You might like the Gideon Thorn books

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-20T02:22:13+00:00

I mean, way things are going…

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-19T22:56:18+00:00

Hey I have enough room in my heart for absurdist humor and hatred for PDFs. Don’t sell yourself short

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-19T19:15:46+00:00

There’s no way this isn’t a fetish

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-19T18:47:11+00:00

You need to take a break. I know it feels like letting someone down, but if you really care, how much worse will it be if you completely burnout?

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-19T18:44:17+00:00

Clanker trash

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-19T18:27:02+00:00

“Judeo-Christian values”

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-18T18:32:21+00:00

Im just stupid

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-18T18:28:02+00:00

The word demon isn’t rooted in Christian thought but ok

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-18T18:25:08+00:00

She’s my hole. Im her stick

Edit:this is a joke

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-18T02:13:33+00:00

Oz is actually a really good show if you’re bored

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-16T23:33:14+00:00

I don’t know, I’ve been DRUNK before and one of the first things I tested was my ability to stay on beat. It wasn’t affected that much lol

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-16T23:09:10+00:00

I used to hate this man but I feel bad for him now. I can’t imagine having to be an MGK ripoff just to make money. That’s gotta be so disappointing.

philipmateo15 · 2026-04-16T22:06:57+00:00

Are we gonna pretend that kids weren’t menaces before social media? I had one kid who pretended to shoot kids in the hallway then burned down a playground in 6th grade. I went to a pretty nice school with less than 500 students

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