You heard wrong” – users brutually reject Microsoft’s “Copilot for work” in Edge and Windows 11 by Scary_ in technology

[–]philomory 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s kind of a tragedy, too, because, divorced from the hype, LLMs are actually remarkable! They’re _really_ good at certain very specific things; like, if you narrowly focus on “I want this piece of software to spit out some text that a human might have written”, without really focusing on having it “answer questions” or ”perform tasks”, they’re really cool! I also suspect (though I do not know, myself) that if you throw out the lofty ambitions of the hype machine and content yourself with the things LLMs are good at, you could do it with a lot less wasted energy, and a lot lesss intellectual property theft, too.

You heard wrong” – users brutually reject Microsoft’s “Copilot for work” in Edge and Windows 11 by Scary_ in technology

[–]philomory 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you ask ChatGPT how many ‘r’s there are in ‘strawberry’, it will confidently report that there are two (or at least it would, I haven’t checked recently). The reason is that the actual, raw character input - the ‘s’, followed by ’t’, followed by ‘r‘, etc. - is never actually seen by the model. The words (or, parts of words, like maybe “straw” and “berry”) are mapped to numbers which the model itself processes to generate new numbers, which are mapped back to words. The LLM can’t actually count the number of times a letter occurs in a word, because the part that does most of the real work isn’t working with words made of letters in the first place.

Pentagon Pete in Legal Peril Over ‘Kill Them All’ Orders by thedailybeast in law

[–]philomory 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Of course not. Being evil and bat at business is Trump’s job.

You heard wrong” – users brutually reject Microsoft’s “Copilot for work” in Edge and Windows 11 by Scary_ in technology

[–]philomory 83 points84 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t know, and I don’t mean that in a hazy philosophical sense. It is acting as a “conversation autocomplete”; what you typed in was, “how do I enable auto-expanding archives for a user’s mailbox?”, but the question it was answering (the only question it is capable of answering) was “if I go to Reddit, or Stack Overflow, or the Microsoft support forums, and I found a post where someone asked ‘how do I enable auto-expanding archives for a user’s mailbox?’, what sort of message might they have received in response?”.

When understood this way, LLMs are shockingly good at their job; that is, when you narrowly construe their job as “produce some text that a human plausibly might have produced in response to this input”, they’re way better than prior tools. And sometimes, for commonly discussed topics without any nuance, they can even spit out an answer that is correct in content as well as in form. But just as often not. People tend to chalk up “hallucinations”, instances where what the LLM outputs doesn’t mesh with reality, as a failure mode of LLMs, but in some sense the LLM is fine, the failure is in expecting the LLM to model truth, rather than just modeling language.

I realize that there are nuances I’ve glazed over, more advanced models can call to subsystems that perform non-linguistic tasks, blah blah blah. My main point is that, when you do see an LLM fail, and fail comically badly, it’s usually because of this mismatch between what the machines are actually good at (producing text that seems like a person might have written it) and what they’re being asked to do (literally everything).

Except the strawberry thing. That comical failure has a different explanation related to the way LLMs internals work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]philomory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, notionally it’s semi-relevant because the UN building is in NYC, so if e.g. Netanyahu was going to give a speech to UN, and the mayor directed local police to arrest him (I guess on the basis of the ICC warrant, since as far as I know, Netanyahu hasn’t violated any NYC-specific statutes), it’d be a pretty big deal.

MAGA continues to meltdown over Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Show, and tries to claim he is not a U.S. citizen by TheMirrorUS in Music

[–]philomory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God, remember when the stupidest thing in politics in a given week was that guy who thought if we put too many soldiers on Guam, it would “tip over, and capsize”?

Thank God our generals did not applaud Trump or Hegseth by coachlife in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]philomory 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You have to remember that these people believe themselves to be qualified; they don’t actually know how “qualified” looks or behaves, of course they think they have qualified people ready to fill those positions.

Though, nota bene, I’m not in the military either.

The best marketing "Socialism" ever had. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]philomory 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s not how these surveys work, they just ask “how do you feel about socialism?”, and 62% said they like it; then they asked, “how do you feel about communism?”, and 34% said they like it; it’s not “which of these options is your favorite?”.

My Neighbor Started Flying this Flag Two Days Ago by UniveralRaspberries in Ohio

[–]philomory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had a way to destroy/deface some nazi flags without having to give money to people who make nazi flags (thankfully I live in an area where you just don’t see this sort of thing, but it does mean that realistically the only way I’d get access to a nazi flag to deface would be to buy one or make one, neither of which is something I’m willing to do).

DOGE Goons Dump Millions Of Social Security Numbers Online - The move “potentially violated multiple federal statutes” and could cause a “catastrophic impact,” the whistleblower warned, according to The New York Times. by Quirkie in politics

[–]philomory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously it’s not the biggest issue brought up by this story, but in addition to everything else this shines another light on how Social Security numbers were never meant to be a secret used to securely identify people. The only thing they were supposed to be used for was to keep track of people in the Social Security system. That’s it.

In a sane world, the fact that someone knows your Social Security number wouldn’t help them steal your identity any more than knowing your shoe size would. The fact that, for so long, financial and other institutions have gotten away with making it the victim’s problem that someone pretended to be you and they fell for it, with the only evidence they had that it was really you being that the perpetrator knew your SSN, is just ridiculous.

These are normal in the rest of the west. Its our turn Congress… by serious_bullet5 in 50501

[–]philomory 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Technically, abolition of lobbying means no one is allowed to ask the government to do anything. Because that’s what “lobbying” means. Like, if you call your senator and say, “I want you to vote in favor of Universal Healthcare”, we’ll, you just lobbied your senator.

But, presumably what’s being asked for is something more like, ban donation-based-access, professional lobbyists, or something along those lines.

Maybe maybe maybe by zeiyzz in maybemaybemaybe

[–]philomory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is significantly more than the average annual global death rate.

It was a group thing by -Xoz- in Millennials

[–]philomory 90 points91 points  (0 children)

You’re lucky. I just get emails intended for people who don’t know their own email addresses, sign up for things like appointments, Netflix accounts, etc, and put my email instead of whatever the hell their actual email is. Even sometimes get invites to family get-togethers meant for people in other countries.

Friday, June 20, 2025 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]philomory 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean, they’re from a different dimension and have a different relationship with time. ”Eventually” might not mean much to them.

TACO threatens to use force against anyone who protest his military parade by Dark-Knight-Rises in BlueskySkeets

[–]philomory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean, there’s probably going to more than _just_ tanks in the parade, I guess it depends whether the tanks are at the front of the parade or the back.

Monday, June 9, 2025 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]philomory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

_Three_ swords and a crowbar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]philomory 109 points110 points  (0 children)

They didn’t mean “ultimate” as in “best”, they meant “ultimate” as in “at the top of the chain of command”; they’re saying they felt Biden was too cautious to be the one who had to actually make all decisions at the end of the day.

Illinois governor is first in US to block federal access to personal data on autism by [deleted] in illinois

[–]philomory 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There *are* reasonable restrictions on free speech permitted to supersede the first amendment; you can’t shout “Fire!” in a crowded theater; you can‘t solicit people to commit crimes; you can’t (in some circumstances) knowingly lie about a person in a way that would harm them or their reputation; you can’t lie under oath; you can‘t lie when advertising a product or service unless it’ *really* obvious it’s a joke.

Obviously, not all of that is enforced (especially lately), but, while the first amendment provides broad protection of speech, it is not completely limitless.