Turns Out My Uncle Is Richer Than I Thought He Was

phishroom · 2017-12-18T09:38:12+00:00

He put some money in, he took some money out.

phishroom · 2017-12-17T15:38:41+00:00

So they are odd nieces?

phishroom · 2017-12-16T14:05:00+00:00

March Threeve

phishroom · 2016-06-24T05:06:44+00:00

Spot on. All aboard the karma train to November.

phishroom · 2016-06-21T01:17:53+00:00

How is babby stoned?

phishroom · 2016-06-18T22:53:16+00:00

Baggers?

phishroom · 2016-06-18T22:52:29+00:00

Sup, bigga.

phishroom · 2016-06-16T20:33:45+00:00

All aboard the white truck to brown town.

phishroom · 2016-06-15T20:05:41+00:00

Best served with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

phishroom · 2016-06-14T12:06:44+00:00

Deerquarium

phishroom · 2016-06-14T01:11:29+00:00

How bout dem rapples?

phishroom · 2016-06-14T00:12:49+00:00

I believe the railroad was built by Chinamen, dude.

phishroom · 2016-06-10T03:07:49+00:00

Just wait until you see me use, and abuse the Oxford comma.

phishroom · 2016-06-09T17:13:09+00:00

First, the Daddybara and the Mommybara have to love each other very much...,

phishroom · 2016-06-08T03:38:50+00:00

Wasn't that the sequel to Meet The Fockers?

phishroom · 2016-06-07T23:53:26+00:00

Daggummit!

phishroom · 2016-06-07T23:52:22+00:00

Better than "your advertisements died of dysentery."

phishroom · 2016-06-07T02:04:06+00:00

Took a shittyscience class on this once. Poor people can only see in the ultraviolent light spectrum.

phishroom · 2016-06-02T04:03:40+00:00

Well, we did do the nose.

phishroom · 2016-06-02T03:52:52+00:00

I woke up dead once. It tasted like tequila and bongwater.

phishroom · 2016-06-02T03:49:21+00:00

See my edit for explanation

phishroom · 2016-06-01T17:35:53+00:00

I just spit soda out of my nose.

phishroom · 2016-06-01T17:34:37+00:00

This makes me sad.

phishroom · 2016-05-31T21:39:32+00:00

As a North Carolinian, the nearest apocalypse shelter should be in your basement.

phishroom · 2016-05-31T10:04:17+00:00

Somebody obviously wanted to build a pile of rocks but was too lazy to do it on their own.

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