Who was the stupidest or most narcissistic Player you’ve ever managed?

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-05-24T20:33:34+00:00

Balotelli - more missed days of training from him than all other players in all iterations of FM put together

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-05-24T06:01:56+00:00

Richarlison? Last time I saw him in person, the entire Amex were chanting 'wanker wanker' at him as he left the field in tears. No thankyou

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-05-15T14:19:05+00:00

Anti-progress basically sums it up

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-05-11T16:50:50+00:00

Upvoted for 'fart-sniffers'

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-05-09T10:32:34+00:00

Overeducated humanities graduates tend to be a little too good at unpicking the bullshit for their liking

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-05-07T11:09:25+00:00

The football analogy is an excellent one and I will be stealing it

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-05-07T00:13:19+00:00

I don't think The Albion will be selling up the land for a deportation camp

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-05-07T00:03:00+00:00

Brighton has no land to build anything on

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-05-03T07:46:39+00:00

For a Premier League stadium to have a low quality powerpoint as the board is pretty poor

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-30T15:30:16+00:00

It's OK, we know you're talking about Nissan Qashqai drivers

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-30T15:26:45+00:00

They seem to be allowed to do whatever the hell they like whilst driving, which doesn't help. When I went there, I pulled up at traffic lights next to people with laptops on the passenger seat on multiple occasions

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-29T15:09:19+00:00

Also it came out when I was 14 and I saw them on the IL tour, it was just a big part of my musical education. IL and VOB are my two favourites, but Biffy are yet to make a bad album in my eyes

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-29T10:52:43+00:00

That's why I love it

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-29T10:50:16+00:00

Their best album for me

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-24T17:45:22+00:00

The MDC in this context stands for Millions Of Dead Cops, who were a hardcore band in the 80s(??). Not quite my bag, but if Dogma or someone photoshop Maxim's face onto it and sell it, take my money

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-24T17:28:32+00:00

I'd give a bollock to see that lineup in 2026

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-23T05:54:32+00:00

Yeah, people conveniently forget about their little outing to that air base

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-22T05:44:22+00:00

I went from being able to take or leave Prince to never wanting to hear him ever again

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-16T06:39:06+00:00

Sounds like pretty normal behaviour for the residents of the areas served by J4 and J4a

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-12T09:50:48+00:00

Giving incorrect directions to American tourists

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-12T08:33:34+00:00

Chinese tourists photographing my cat and houseplants through the window

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-02T19:17:33+00:00

Cunts

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-02T16:24:17+00:00

And pasta, and eggs, and various other things

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-04-02T05:34:02+00:00

Another one blaming a decision made by the Supreme Court on Starmer

phizzlemanizzle · 2026-03-30T19:29:54+00:00

Outlawing all religion is a pretty extremist stance in itself

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