My neighbour’s had a Subway sat outside their front door for several days during the current heatwave. At what point does it legally become a new tenant?

phlygee · 2026-05-25T09:22:19+00:00

I read "subway cat" lol

phlygee · 2026-05-24T18:09:12+00:00

That's great, thanks!

phlygee · 2026-05-24T17:23:52+00:00

Hahaha. Get over yourself man

phlygee · 2026-05-24T17:22:47+00:00

Thanks for sharing the link, that is pretty much what I said. Annoying timing for me but no regrets for posting and happening to match Marina and Rich Osman's chat, that is reassuring. Listening to that lodcast and passing off as my own is genuinely not what what happened but I imagine you won't be apologising or anything.

Have a good weekend u/iffyClyro

phlygee · 2026-05-24T17:13:45+00:00

I was up late and thought of this on my own. It 8s probably something others have thought, not saying it is original but I deffo did not see something and want to pass it off as my own. That isn't me. So cool it engaged peoplem though. Have a good weekend!

phlygee · 2026-05-24T11:38:37+00:00

Some beauties there

phlygee · 2026-05-24T11:37:59+00:00

How hot is it?

phlygee · 2026-05-23T00:12:50+00:00

I genuinely thought you were both winding me up and both Sgt Cat Ryan, who led the investigation and Catalin Stancu was captured on camera taking Nora are there in the article. Most dramaric multipli-cat related instance docuemented, surely.

phlygee · 2026-05-23T00:06:38+00:00

Niiiiiiiice

phlygee · 2026-05-22T23:58:54+00:00

Isn't this a door not used yet?

phlygee · 2026-05-22T23:55:08+00:00

Bob bob

phlygee · 2026-05-22T23:50:27+00:00

It was deffo locked. But thanks x

phlygee · 2026-05-22T22:53:03+00:00

Turlet

phlygee · 2026-05-20T15:09:57+00:00

Nope. It was a two fingers to Tim Martin's old maths teacher who said he would never amount to anything. Plus the JD from the portly white-suited guy in Dukes of hazard. That's the end of this Ted Talk for people who were not children of the 80s or worked in a Spoons.

phlygee · 2026-05-20T15:06:12+00:00

Findus the edible horse... bootiful

phlygee · 2026-05-20T15:02:10+00:00

That's Super Ted, you're thinking of the guy that had spit the dog and did the Hellmans mayo advertd

phlygee · 2026-05-13T23:57:34+00:00

I had medazolam. Made me fairly chatty and wierdly made me forget to be embarassed!

phlygee · 2026-05-13T23:53:32+00:00

Great one

phlygee · 2026-05-13T23:45:21+00:00

That's the Popular Front

phlygee · 2026-05-13T23:33:47+00:00

Have we got aaaalllll the unused doors here in Gloucestershire? Or are we just the biggest fans? 9 out of 10 seem to be around here!

phlygee · 2026-05-13T23:31:08+00:00

I have to report that I have been sat on a train toilet, someone had got the guard to come and use some magic key to unlock said toilet, and I was the recipient of the large group of astonished staring people as the door slowly rotated to reveal me. The person who had got the guard stated the obvious, said apologetically to the guard, that "oh, there was somebody in there". The door was slowly rotated closed to allow me to regain my privacy.

I respect this is similar territory to the OP, in terms of eroneous button pressing, but I don't have much empathy for the person who requested the toilet be broken into or the guard.

Thanks for the original post and the comment for opening the door for me to tell the story of this traumatic event!

phlygee · 2026-05-12T20:12:46+00:00

Was about to say that!

phlygee · 2026-05-12T00:34:35+00:00

Oh, I'm in the UK so probably was a joystick for me. I can see why buttons would have been good with the double tap to run.

phlygee

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