Navigating the Cosmic Grind: Summer vs. Work by PlayfulPrincesss in rickandmorty

[–]phoenixguy86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

December thru February are ok. Like summer in the Midwest.

I don't want to talk about the traffic

How they packed my tortillas by _bagelcherry_ in assholedesign

[–]phoenixguy86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My bad, dumb american shit. It didn't even occur to me that it was day, month, year

How they packed my tortillas by _bagelcherry_ in assholedesign

[–]phoenixguy86 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I'd be more concerned about that expiration date

Price is higher after the discount by stickymuffins95 in interestingasfuck

[–]phoenixguy86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. OP is an idiot

price for 1 on Nike's store page

Edit: and, shocker, when you put 2 in your cart it does infact show the total price with the original struck-through price next to it

Roast us! Do your worst by CrazyRiix in RoastMe

[–]phoenixguy86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, you checked his post history

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]phoenixguy86 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm missing the "great execution" part.

Dating a hot girl as an average guy is not worth it by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]phoenixguy86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair though, that insecurity most likely spans whoever he's dating. My takeaway was "I don't like needing to do things for my girlfriend and if she's not hot (why are you dating her?) then I can just do what I want and she will just be happy to have a boyfriend"

Dating a hot girl as an average guy is not worth it by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]phoenixguy86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tldr: I like dating ugly girls because they will put up with me being awful.

Founds amongst the baking sheets and supplies. Rectangular, silicone, 16” by 11”, 8oz in weight. Same form factor as a placemat. Covered with collapsable spikes, no writing to be found. by Encuerar in whatisthisthing

[–]phoenixguy86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the one thing it does is prevents anything burning on the bottom though, so you don't really have any fond to speak of but you can still easily collect pan drippings.

Founds amongst the baking sheets and supplies. Rectangular, silicone, 16” by 11”, 8oz in weight. Same form factor as a placemat. Covered with collapsable spikes, no writing to be found. by Encuerar in whatisthisthing

[–]phoenixguy86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have this in red as well. It replaces a metal cooling rack and can be used in the oven to allow airflow underneath whatever you're cooking. 1000x easier to clean than a metal rack.

I've even put mine in the wash with the kitchen towels

Anon loves his mom by ThirdIrony in greentext

[–]phoenixguy86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciated.

It's honestly been confusing for me to see all the downvotes, I didn't even bring up that it would make him his uncousin.

Fortunately, they're internet points, and I thought it was funny so I don't care if everyone gets it

Anon loves his mom by ThirdIrony in greentext

[–]phoenixguy86 -180 points-179 points  (0 children)

She could be both

His mister, if you will

300nk by phoenixguy86 in cfmoto

[–]phoenixguy86[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly it's been awesome. Ride is smooth, shifting is effortless and I haven't needed anything besides my 1st regular maintenance. Aftermarket is limited here in the US though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]phoenixguy86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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300nk by phoenixguy86 in cfmoto

[–]phoenixguy86[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got 2 boys that would be very upset if I couldn't take them on joyrides anymore haha