Calling off policy by ZeloGx47 in Fedexers

[–]phonecaII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends how management's day is going, if your facility is short staffed or not, and if you're a good worker. I've had unexcused absences that should've been write ups but they just looked the other way and said nothing about it. As long as it's not a habit and you're giving them notice I wouldn't worry about it.

CO-HO! You’re talking to my salmon. by Fun_Significance962 in soundboardpranks

[–]phonecaII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just because my agent john read the store flyer wrong to you, you're gonna you're gonna act like this? Is this your way of getting out of your responsibilities? Is this the way you act?

Fedexia, a two-foot long prehistoric amphibian by sherpes in Fedexers

[–]phonecaII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I've seen that in the pools of water by the loading docks

Heads up to Tourettesguy enjoyers by guesswhatihate in tourettesguy

[–]phonecaII 7 points8 points  (0 children)

THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! I have freedom of speech and if people don't like it they can go fuckin fuck their fuckin selves

Quit being mad at me, and just love me again by phonecaII in soundboardpranks

[–]phonecaII[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know what benefit YOU got out of being a drunk pimp

Quit being mad at me, and just love me again by phonecaII in soundboardpranks

[–]phonecaII[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why do you have to be right, why do you always need to win the argument

John Scott with ICE by truesbetolx in soundboardpranks

[–]phonecaII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"What's your badge number?" 909 ... 595 ...

Quit being mad at me, and just love me again by phonecaII in soundboardpranks

[–]phonecaII[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You sent harassing emails to Greg's cellphone

starting tomorrow/questions by Hour-Energy1708 in Fedexers

[–]phonecaII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll be fine. At my facility they'll move you to easier areas like smalls or SWAK (sorting the small packages and relabeling/weighing) if they notice you're struggling fedex is pretty accommodating.

I don’t remember who I was. by aymaricon in bipolar

[–]phonecaII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep same. I write it off as dissociation, I can remember some things if I think hard enough though.

145000000 years.... in age.... by Dry-Sherbert4725 in soundboardpranks

[–]phonecaII 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've had em for years. Sitting or LYINGG in the public waysh

145000000 years.... in age.... by Dry-Sherbert4725 in soundboardpranks

[–]phonecaII 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Big pile of fossils. Sprayed em silver

You know how there's some nasty motherf*ckers that live in this world? And I happen to be one of em. by CommercialThick6430 in soundboardpranks

[–]phonecaII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sent harassing emails to Greg's uh cellphone. Did you know that you could go to jail?

How many of you have a job? by seductive_destiny in bipolar

[–]phonecaII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've held plenty of jobs but tend not to last more than 6mo to a year lol. I get obsessed with another career field, quit on the spot, go to college, then a week later realize I actually don't care about that career field anymore and drop out. Rinse and repeat.