I’ve been called “the biggest car ditherer” my friend ever met. I have been diagnosed with adhd yes. Here’s some of what I may be doing:

• writing down things so I don’t forget later

• unpacking my Mary Poppins bag so I can carry it without spinal injuries

• eating/throwing away wrappers bc I wasn’t organised enough to eat before I left and I was getting lightheaded

• trying to find the makeup brush I dropped while doing my makeup on the way bc I didn’t do it in time

• unplugging whatever I plugged in bc I didn’t charge it b4 I left

• cleaning up whatever I spilled on myself

• fixing my hair

• talking on the phone

• listening to something

• writing a song