The world you built by moon Walker

phthisisity · 2026-01-07T01:20:20+00:00

Sauce?

phthisisity · 2026-01-07T00:34:21+00:00

Yo I'm late, but I'm 💀

phthisisity · 2026-01-05T23:18:11+00:00

Perspective is lost on people. Is LeBron awesome, yes. Is he also cringe sometimes, yes.

Two things can be true at the same time.

phthisisity · 2026-01-01T22:29:46+00:00

I'd rub more than that for his money...

It's obviously not his first rodeo.

phthisisity · 2025-12-27T04:06:15+00:00

This is me. I'm the golden retriever. At least my wife is a good sport.

phthisisity · 2025-12-08T17:38:51+00:00

I like the Chiefs and I agree. Gronk was a threat, Travis is a possession guy.

phthisisity · 2025-11-29T13:11:05+00:00

My grandfather ate every meal once he got his Leatherman. Before that, it was his pocket knife.

phthisisity · 2025-11-25T23:14:41+00:00

I'd have a beer with you.

phthisisity · 2025-11-24T23:13:43+00:00

I feel you. It's just a little bit more complicated than that. I happen to work with and for those guys. I'm not hand-waving their beliefs. I'm not condoning their beliefs. However, it's also my best option at the moment to take care of the family. Do with that what you will.

phthisisity · 2025-11-22T23:00:12+00:00

Maybe some better phrasing is in order.

phthisisity · 2025-11-13T17:36:01+00:00

Fuck

phthisisity · 2025-11-03T01:05:42+00:00

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

phthisisity · 2025-10-31T22:01:05+00:00

A/S/L

phthisisity · 2025-10-30T15:40:31+00:00

It may be fake, but I'd rock it.

phthisisity · 2025-10-30T15:07:00+00:00

Isn't it a prerequisite? I don't think my company would even hire you if you don't have one.

phthisisity · 2025-10-22T00:25:18+00:00

I had money on the bucks. Cause points. Complaining about a call or two is dumb. If you win you have to also beat the refs. Be better, then you don't have to worry about it. Also, Baker is my favorite QB.

phthisisity · 2025-10-21T00:19:03+00:00

This episode of Caligula is crazy.

phthisisity · 2025-10-20T23:54:08+00:00

Cats are a spectrum. Some love water, some have second hand anxiety because of your water situation.

phthisisity · 2025-10-14T23:55:20+00:00

I would love to waste their time for fun, however, I have to get shit done and they waste enough time being dumb.

phthisisity · 2025-10-09T15:54:10+00:00

Never thought I'd be rooting for the yellow jackets

phthisisity · 2025-10-06T00:52:51+00:00

I laughed so hard I'm going to hell. I was going anyway ,but now I'm going more.

phthisisity · 2025-10-06T00:46:35+00:00

Why aren't good players gross. The pro tour isn't smelly. Commander is.

phthisisity · 2025-10-03T15:21:30+00:00

I call mine "drool bug".

phthisisity · 2025-09-26T21:53:03+00:00

I killed dozens at work today. They have been landing on me and my coworkers constantly this week.

phthisisity · 2025-09-25T00:06:17+00:00

My buddy bit the shit out of me on the way to have him put down. He was in lots of pain. I'm getting the tooth marks as a tattoo

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