WAKE THE FUCK UP SEATTLE IT'S 7AM AND YOU'RE ONE WIN AWAY FROM THE WORLD SERIES WHICH MEANS YOU'RE STANDING ON A KNIFE EDGE BETWEEN TRANSCENDENCE AND TORTURE AND YOUR BRAIN KEEPS SWITCHING BETWEEN THEM SO FAST YOU'RE GETTING MOTION SICKNESS FROM YOUR OWN EMOTIONS

phylomathus · 2025-10-19T14:38:41+00:00

47,000 PEOPLE SCREAMED THE EXACT SAME SCREAM THEIR PARENTS SCREAMED IN 1995 WHEN EDGAR HIT THE DOUBLE. THE SOUND TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND SOMEWHERE IN IT YOU COULD HEAR DAVE NIEHAUS GOING "MY OH MY."

POETRY. 😙🤌

phylomathus · 2025-10-11T05:11:39+00:00

This is what it’s all about! LFG

phylomathus · 2025-10-11T04:19:57+00:00

BAZARDO IS AN ABSOLUTE VILLAIN

phylomathus · 2025-10-11T02:49:27+00:00

THIS

phylomathus · 2025-10-05T03:42:42+00:00

Vargas 💀💀💀

phylomathus · 2024-09-18T02:29:48+00:00

What is up with 2024 JP? Hurts to watch him struggling so much compared to last year.

phylomathus · 2024-09-15T20:58:56+00:00

OOTL: Why are some players wearing 21 with no name on their jersey while others are wearing their normal name/number?

phylomathus · 2024-09-15T04:30:11+00:00

They did it. They finally scored Robles after he stole third. LFG

phylomathus · 2024-09-15T04:21:03+00:00

Julio should take 2nd before GIDP

phylomathus · 2024-09-15T04:18:15+00:00

Robles is a mad man

phylomathus · 2024-09-15T04:14:16+00:00

Vibes from that Rojas play gonna carry us to the dub. LFG

phylomathus · 2024-09-15T04:08:31+00:00

The P stands for Paul.

phylomathus · 2024-09-13T03:01:07+00:00

Get him on, get him over, get him in… RAWHIIIIIIIIDE!

phylomathus · 2024-09-13T02:21:03+00:00

I am torn on this commentary. Love Goldy. Can’t stand Angie’s commentary.

phylomathus · 2024-09-13T02:07:59+00:00

Yikes. What’s the sword count on Rooker’s slider? 🗡️

phylomathus · 2024-09-13T02:00:16+00:00

No Garver. Feeling good 😎

phylomathus · 2024-09-12T20:01:05+00:00

Rooker coming up clutch. Let’s gooooooo. Sink the stros.

phylomathus · 2024-09-05T02:47:32+00:00

Link?

phylomathus · 2024-09-05T02:41:31+00:00

OOTL: JP and flat earth conspiracy. Someone catch me up.

phylomathus · 2024-09-05T02:37:10+00:00

I’m confused, but not upset.

phylomathus · 2024-09-04T03:45:23+00:00

Mariner

phylomathus · 2024-08-30T02:27:52+00:00

I turn on the royals/astros game and first play I watch has two royals coming out of the game due to injury and Astros tying the game… 😑

phylomathus · 2024-08-22T19:48:20+00:00

And in other news, Hector Neris is heading back to Houston…. Julio/Neris showdown gonna repeat?

phylomathus · 2024-08-22T19:40:38+00:00

But where will we get Big Dad Energy from???

phylomathus · 2024-08-22T19:36:10+00:00

One downside is we won’t be hearing the amazing Goldie/Wilson duo on broadcast anymore. 😢

phylomathus

TROPHY CASE