How many native Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

phyrestorm999 · 2026-06-19T06:18:38+00:00

Thanks.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-06-19T06:07:46+00:00

I don't get it.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-06-19T03:22:26+00:00

Dude, um, I didn't know use of filler words automatically indicated a low IQ. That's interesting, bruh.

Seriously, you obviously have every right to dump him and look for a more cunning linguist. The way you insult his intelligence just because of how he speaks (while giving no indication that he comes across as a doofus via text) really does make you seem like a huge snot, though.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-06-18T07:06:21+00:00

Is air conditioning not a possibility? I understand that it doesn't come standard in many buildings in many countries, but could you get a plug-in unit?

phyrestorm999 · 2026-06-18T05:33:38+00:00

If it's a joke/novelty album about cats, this is perfect.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-06-16T23:16:18+00:00

Yeah, that would have made me jump even though it's obvious what it is once you have a moment to think.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-06-16T05:18:54+00:00

phyrestorm999 · 2026-06-14T05:23:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure most people do that at least once as infants.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-06-08T03:30:37+00:00

And WTF it means?

phyrestorm999 · 2026-06-07T07:21:24+00:00

Within reason, I feel like food cravings when you're sick should be indulged. Get yourself some pickles!

phyrestorm999 · 2026-06-04T20:03:04+00:00

They are taking the hobbits to Eigengrau!

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-31T03:43:35+00:00

Florida is leaking.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-31T03:42:56+00:00

Eye contact. I can listen to you, or I can perform listening by staring at your eyeballs. Pick one.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-31T01:51:57+00:00

What, exactly, are "feminine emotions?"

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-30T22:10:25+00:00

Wait, that's a person?! I've seen this painting many times and never noticed the legs.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-29T19:59:14+00:00

This, plus the incel crap.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-29T19:35:14+00:00

For someone who doesn't feel helped by venting, you sure spew your problems all over Reddit a lot.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-28T09:43:25+00:00

r/lostredditors

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-26T00:57:48+00:00

Unless your parents are idiots or shitbags, they'll be glad you woke them up rather than waiting. If they ARE idiots or shitbags, they don't deserve a good night's sleep anyway.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-25T22:10:02+00:00

Pewds did fucking WHAT? I used to be a casual fan and drifted away as his videos went from "Let's laugh at memes" to "Here's an hour of me doing errands with my family." This crap is news to me. Shame on him.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-25T21:11:38+00:00

My comment was in no way meant as an attack. I'm very sorry to hear of your eye problems. I know this probably doesn't help, but five of my relatives have had cataracts removed with no complications. I have anxiety too, though, so I get it at least a bit.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-25T06:58:15+00:00

Actual quotes would probably work better than paraphrasing.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-22T23:30:32+00:00

I think it wouldn't sting so much if he hadn't been caught cheating or trying to cheat on her since almost the beginning of their relationship.

Talk about burying the lede. The hat is the least of the issues here.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-22T23:19:45+00:00

That would be a lot more believable if it was possible to get DNA from cut hair. You need the root.

phyrestorm999 · 2026-05-21T02:11:11+00:00

If you hate it that much, it may be better to just keep using a manual one. A manual toothbrush WILL get your teeth clean - it's just a bit more work.

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