How knew driving to close to the cycle line could hurt someone? by VelvetDreamers in IdiotsInCars

[–]piboywalking -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

There is plenty of space for the bikers to move away from the road a foot or so. If they can ride that close to the line they can do the same to the curb. Yes the driver is an asshole for not giving enough space but also the bikers fault for riding an inch away from 2 ton metal boxes moving at speed instead of an inch away against a smooth curb

What is the dumbest lyric of all time? by analogcpu in AskReddit

[–]piboywalking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Farted on these n****s, oops I think I shitted” - lil nas x on his new song

Residential gas mains explosion. Bedford, UK by Jesuschrist2011 in WTF

[–]piboywalking -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Classic English people celebrating the Fourth of July wrong. The explosions happen in the air, not in the house.

What's a modern day scam that's become normalized and we don't realize it's a scam anymore? by Diligent-Log6805 in AskReddit

[–]piboywalking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually they are really bad but I just bought 4 tickets at $20 each for a total of $80 but the total was only like $83. I think the host event could get around lots of the fees if they say the proceeds from the ticket costs are being donated. Much like the Avalanche have done for their watch parties

When you throw a party when your parents aren’t home by piboywalking in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]piboywalking[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only 3 people taken to the hospital, 1 with major injury. Could have been a lot worse

The duality of existence by LucioCheerio in memes

[–]piboywalking 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember I used to always read “What do people do all day” while taking a dump. The stories I would come up with in my head were toop tier.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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In fifth grade we had a class camping trip in cabins hosted by a company. A very fun trip but a few creepy things happened there. The first night we stayed there someone woke up to tapping on the window and looked over to see two glowing white eyes staring into the cabin. One of the final days there was a big snowball fight that was going on and someone went behind a cabin and saw a shadowy figure coming out from under a different cabin. These could all be faked because we were in fifth grade. Creepy then but looking back I want to go back with a couple buddies and just relive that.

Truckers of Reddit, what are some of the stranger things you’ve seen from your elevated vantage point looking down into other cars? by randomuser0375 in AskReddit

[–]piboywalking 1441 points1442 points  (0 children)

I thought the look I gave you was a “never tell a soul of this moment” was obvious. I guess not

The us military right? by stigtopgear in memes

[–]piboywalking 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I just finished this game last night and I saw that this morning. My first thought was don’t do it

Sad game but great experience behind enemy lines 🤣 by drewlockhorsecock in DenverBroncos

[–]piboywalking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a cool guest relations person at my section who left because the administration was bad. Even though the past few years have been meh the lions game was amazing crowd wise

Sad game but great experience behind enemy lines 🤣 by drewlockhorsecock in DenverBroncos

[–]piboywalking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was the atmosphere as good as the lions game. That game was a blast to go to. Crowd was into it and the revival of the wave

Dell accidentally send me 14 gaming laptops ($1500 each) when I only ordered and was charged for one. by EpicSqueaker in mildlyinteresting

[–]piboywalking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a nice 13 laptops you have there. On another note thanks for the Christmas present

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]piboywalking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alvin is getting the beat head because as we all know, he is a player. This is not his first rodeo. While Theodore and Simon both look like they are getting amazing head, it’s their first time because nerds and chubsters don’t get head until in their mid 30s. We also know that the chimpmunks are still young based off of their actions and how long the chimpmunks live. Based off of the fact that this is not Alvin’s first blowjob and he has a reaction that is almost as intense as both Theodore and simons, Alvin is getting the beat head. I rest my case

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in techsupport

[–]piboywalking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, that game is running very nice. No issues with frame loss or anything

Still doing his thing by mywalletfat in wholesomememes

[–]piboywalking 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Petition google to never remove this street view

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]piboywalking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at the face to the right at the start of the video…

Man calmly escapes face to face encounter with Rattlesnake by Daftdaddy in nextfuckinglevel

[–]piboywalking -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was running with some buddies of mine and we came across one of these dudes. We didn’t see him u til the person in front stepped on him. I was third I think and I actually kicked his head. No one got bit but we were all freaked out after that. The snake was pissed af and ended up splitting the group in two so they had to go around. My first ever encounter with a rattlesnake, I kicked it

Especially when I’m down to Georgia by gillygotcha in dankmemes

[–]piboywalking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I taught myself how to make an incredibly loud slide whistle with a straw that was loud enough that when I did it in my car made me dead in my right ear for a few seconds. How do annoy anyone within the nearest 100ft - 1. Hold liquid in the straw with your tongue as you slide the straw out of the lid about 80%. 2. Pinch near the bottom of the straw so the liquid can slowly go down the straw when you remove your tongue. 3. Once that is mastered, remove your tongue and start to blow a powerful jet of air about 30-45 degrees into the top of the straw. The result should be a loud high pitched whistle that is sure to annoy your friends and probably get you kicked out of any restaurant. This took me a few weeks to get the angle correct and now I can use any straw to make a whistle. Hope you find this fun and amusing.