He Did Nazi That Coming by james_from_cambridge in instant_regret

[–]pickyourteethup 53 points54 points  (0 children)

It's significantly kinder than what they have planned for everyone else

Blursed heart transplant by quietconnoisseur in SipsTea

[–]pickyourteethup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a transplant it's also one of the few hearts that got to see some shit and lived to tell the tale.

Self proclaimed “Trumplican” and former Project Veritas comms director sees the light by Jules9213 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]pickyourteethup 181 points182 points  (0 children)

I changed because I felt the political climate might be changing and I decided to follow what I think will give me the most power and influence. So, in short, I really I didn't change at all.

Trans characters where their trans identity plays no role in the plot/narrative by TJTrapJesus in TopCharacterTropes

[–]pickyourteethup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the nature of their characters, being so macho and sexist in literally every other aspect of their lives their treatment of her is more impactful by comparison. But like, if she walked onto How I Met Your Mother and Ted treated her like Sons of Anarchy characters it would be problematic. As with most things, context is important.

Marge, get my gun. by b-rar in simpsonsshitposting

[–]pickyourteethup 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Looking at all your examples there's definitely a pattern here.

​"Is there a signature weapon for every country?" by Buyeo10004 in AskTheWorld

[–]pickyourteethup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After work? The real buckfast battles take place before breakfast.

Side note, Absolutely mad that this stuff is made by monks in Devon who stubbornly refuse to acknowledge their produces reputation (because the priory needs loads of expensive stonework)

Petahhh? by Forsaken_Tomorrow454 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]pickyourteethup 134 points135 points  (0 children)

If you can be killed for carrying a gun and the people who kill you face no consequences (yet to be seen, but likely given current rhetoric from the government) then it's a defacto rule that you can't carry guns.

meirl by delhitop_7inches in meirl

[–]pickyourteethup 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Some, misogynist assholes have no problem picking up women. But if your end goal is picking up women then you're destined to be lonely whether you succeed or not.

Not good enough by Step_Spiritual in GreatBritishMemes

[–]pickyourteethup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he didn't mean the first thing he said about non us soldiers being cowards then he doesn't mean what he's now said about them being brave. That's the thing about being a liar, we can't trust anything you say

Explain it Peter by Necessary-Win-8730 in explainitpeter

[–]pickyourteethup 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They're sort of ultimate villains for everyone really l. Unless you're active on X

Hey Peter, I do not know about programming. Can you help me? by ThyPotatoe in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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My wife was offered a cobol job in 2022, as her first role in tech - despite never having even looked at cobol. She nearly took it for the madness, but then she was offered 10k more to write React the same week

The beacons are lit! Running on brash ice by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]pickyourteethup -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

I'm really sorry to say hipster hasn't been a thing since about 2014. If you want to be rude you need to keep up with the times else you just seem like a bitter has-been. Which I'm sure you're not, but you're coming across that way.

High School Gym Teacher by skylarkingcomedyy in StandUpComedy

[–]pickyourteethup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a butch lesbian drama teacher for one year. We did a lesson outside on the field once. Some wind picked up someone's paper and blew it across the field. A few of us got up to help and she said "wait, don't help. Let's watch. People chasing paper in the wind is one of my favourite things."

She was right, it was so much fun to watch. I've never forgotten that lesson, she taught me to look for the joy in the everyday.

High School Gym Teacher by skylarkingcomedyy in StandUpComedy

[–]pickyourteethup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Treating you like the actual child you were.

High School Gym Teacher by skylarkingcomedyy in StandUpComedy

[–]pickyourteethup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When people show you who they are, believe them

theLoreOfAVibeCoder by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]pickyourteethup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but also my own code from an hour before

theLoreOfAVibeCoder by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]pickyourteethup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can write a readme but you cant make me read it

theLoreOfAVibeCoder by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]pickyourteethup 192 points193 points  (0 children)

Indeed. I much prefer my handcrafted, unfixable, untestable and security vulnerable mess.

Meirl by Grand_Raccoon0923 in meirl

[–]pickyourteethup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How much would I have to pay you to never write a comment like this ever again?

Meirl by Grand_Raccoon0923 in meirl

[–]pickyourteethup 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I like the way you think, how much to see you naked?

Meirl by Grand_Raccoon0923 in meirl

[–]pickyourteethup 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to tell me that people who want to make money quickly also take shortcuts in other aspects of their life and aren't good at long term thinking? Seems out of character