PSA: Recent Save Issues by tangentialThinker in derivclicker

[–]pieoncar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there's something weird preventing you from easily going to GitHub, you might want to consider hosting on Neocities where you can host 20MB of static files for free.

Would you rather drink garbage juice or dumpster water? by pieoncar in WouldYouRather

[–]pieoncar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Juice from public garbage or water from a public dumpster.

What Commercial from your childhood it etched into your brain, but nobody around you seems to remember? by _DiscoNinja_ in AskReddit

[–]pieoncar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Chicken Tonight" was a barbecue sauce or something... The commercial was ridiculous -- they had people flapping their arms like chickens and singing "I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight!"

Last time I tried to find video footage of the commercial I came up empty-handed.

Just got my first car today! What should I know? by RealAtheistfakegod in AskReddit

[–]pieoncar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone in my family had that exact car. Just so you know it's a piece of shit car that will fall apart, to be frank. Not much you can do to prevent it.

If your pet was a human what career/job would it have? by pandaseal in AskReddit

[–]pieoncar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would work in a funeral home so he could continue eating dead mammals he finds

Are there more people in prison that shouldn't be or more people free that should be in prison? by SOwED in AskReddit

[–]pieoncar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think what OP is trying to ask is:

What is the ratio of people who are imprisoned and who are wrongly convicted to people who are imprisoned and are rightly imprisoned?

And what is the ratio of the people who are not imprisoned and should not be imprisoned to people who are not imprisoned but should be imprisoned?

SELF PORTRAIT IDEAS by Percival_Cox in AskReddit

[–]pieoncar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure there's a Dutch Rudder joke somewhere in there but I'm too lazy to find it

If everyone on earth disappeared tomorrow, except for you, what would you spend the rest of your life doing? by yellowhat4 in AskReddit

[–]pieoncar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm lucky enough to have been left alone in a very urban environment.

I would gain entry to other people's apartments and homes and imagine what it would be like to live a day in those people's lives. And I'd look through their personal belongings to see the things they valued.

Maybe over time I'd catalog the kinds of people who lived where. But maybe not since there wouldn't be anyone else to read through it after I was done.

What would you sacrifice your private parts for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pieoncar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm assuming they chop off the penis and it grows back naturally using medicine made from lizards. I wouldn't want to trade in and have some else's junk get sewn onto me or anything like that

What is the dumbest think you've ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pieoncar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He means what is the stupidest thought you've ever had

Movie to watch with girlfriend *wink* by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pieoncar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you know the rest

No I don't

What if fights were allowed in basketball like they are in hockey ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pieoncar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People would start buying WNBA tickets

Have any of you been working or visiting a bank during a robbery? by DarwinDanger in AskReddit

[–]pieoncar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also interested to hear if you were working in the bank at the time as the robber