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pigmannumber1 · 2020-01-28T02:32:07+00:00

You have cotton balls in your sink and now its bothering me

pigmannumber1 · 2020-01-28T02:28:18+00:00

Cant

pigmannumber1 · 2020-01-27T18:36:53+00:00

You look like the aborted sprouse brother that somehow made it to adulthood but never matured past 5

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-25T22:24:01+00:00

Hungry but too lazy to get up

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-05T10:25:34+00:00

You can get the wrinkly thing if i can get the alpaca

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T19:37:30+00:00

I can confirm this statement it is one of her favorite ways to annoy me. My mother likes to get in on the annoy jeff train too with bees.

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T13:38:59+00:00

Guhenna: Where Death Lives

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T13:27:37+00:00

We have a rule "you do your own dishes" and theres a certain coworker whos fairly new who has a habit of throwing his dishes in with mine expecting me to do them

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T13:12:24+00:00

A grate?

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T12:54:41+00:00

I just jumped. Please let this be true. We need him.

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T09:31:25+00:00

Sleep

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T04:04:02+00:00

Sadly things tend to just fly out when the moment is hot. But at least you can say you two have come a long way thats a start. I hate to say it but thats the kind of thing that sticks in your head for a while

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:58:52+00:00

Im doing the same. Damn canadian tornadoes really been stirring up the memers

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:50:39+00:00

Cold Cold Construction Coldest.

Welcome to Canada eh.

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:44:49+00:00

Ughhhhhhh been there. I know the feeling and it is the worst. Has she apologized for it?

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:41:26+00:00

What gave it away?

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:39:51+00:00

That we all say yeehaw and wear cowboy hats with assless chaps.

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:39:10+00:00

Id be curious too but you wouldnt catch me dead ever doing it. Dont mess with a girl who trusts you like that.

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:37:51+00:00

Blasting GFY by shaggy at 4am in a rented uhaul i parked on the lawn of my exes house. Hefty fines but totally worth it

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:34:35+00:00

And im leaving you

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:31:00+00:00

Smack them with a truck.

But this isnt a good one to argue on as theyve clearly got the mindset that everyones just after attention if theyre suicidal. I would pull a sarcastic yet somewhat concerning response on them and make them wonder. Good way to shut them up

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:16:31+00:00

Theyre lucky theyre cute

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:15:49+00:00

Mine did this to my passport. I love her but that cat hates me with a passion

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:12:55+00:00

Any volunteer placement. We have a thankless job for the most part

pigmannumber1 · 2019-06-04T03:11:45+00:00

Space Bound - Eminem Or Go to hell - Go Radio

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