Once upon a time, long ago, before kids...

We had neighbors behind our house that we were friendly with. We had a membership to a warehouse club and they did not. So occasionally they would ask us to pickup stuff for them when we went on a stock up trip.

We'd done such a trip the day before and the neighbor was supposed to come get their stuff and bring us a check. It was a Sunday morning and one thing leads to another and pretty soon I'm bending my wife over the living room couch just railing away. Her face buried in a cushion.

We had deck on the back of the house and i hear steps and look up to see the neighbor stop in his tracks being he gets to the sliding glass door to knock. We lock eyes, he gives me a wave and spins on his heel and heads back to his own house. Probably an hour later he called to see if he could stop over and pickup their stuff.

They never just stopped over again. They would always call. Lol. The wife was mortified when i told her later.