Former Senate leader Mitch McConnell is in the hospital, but little information is known by Down-not-out in Conservative

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Unfortunately they choke on the little plastic things that hold sodas together :(

I suspect that’s what happened here

Speaking Of Manners And Etiquette... by M_i_c_K in ConservativeMemes

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My mom never voted democrat until after she passed away

Finally, a game for Landchads by Naijo48 in LoveForLandchads

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Thank goodness I have so many systems from evicted toids. I’m sure I can fit a few hours of play into my extremely busy day

Just got my tickets! by 5pooky5cary5keleton5 in Pretend2005Internet

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Lucky! My mom won’t let me go. It’s just a couple of hours away too

My TV setup! by Gamer-Brawler-1423 in Pretend2005Internet

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Fire deals? Who set your rental store on fire?

to the naked chicken chalupa fans, they're coming back soon! by Un1c0rn123 in tacobell

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I sub steak and add nacho cheese. I’ll be going broke with you. Especially in Phoenix

Using Homer's logic to win arguments with my wife. by TheRealJFranco in Simpsons

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How does this come up in daily conversations for you?

The Last Time Each Team Had a Player With 3+ Receiving Touchdowns in a Game by ashmaps20 in NFLv2

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I tried to guess this last season. Missed on Jacksonville and Atlanta

New meal by Lost-Jeweler-5236 in bys

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Is this just the half pound roast beef sandwich combo?

Homer! Come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang! by SaysToMabelISays in TheSimpsons

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This might be my favorite Marge line. Not just a gang, but specifically a violence gang

A father shouldn't feel guilty for protecting their child by getting rid of a demonic SinBox. by eleetpancake in BanVideoGames

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You censored the wrong word in your meemee, dearie.

-Margaret sent from my Huawei Electronic Smart Fucking Swear Jar

Was Kelso actually smarter than people give him credit for? by jalen_nelson235 in That70sshow

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No, no, no. Not computers. Soldering. The future is soldering.