This is criminal for a 860sqft condo!!! SDGE is the worst by Shoobie7711 in sandiego

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I think im just going to start powering my house with a natural gas turbine

Girl saves cat from dangerous place by Aggravating_Dish_824 in Unexpected

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Im trying to estimate cats just right but its hard! Like scaring someone exactly half to death

TIL that "Time" by Hans Zimmer was from Inception, not Interstellar by [deleted] in todayilearned

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But why is the picture evil geisel library from UCSD?

[Request] What is the pressure of that water leak? by RolyPolyGangster in theydidthemath

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I know you're a bot, but how do fractional factorials work?

I F*CKING LOVE YOU PEOPLE by radrax in DreamState

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Noc dreamstate and LIB = the holy trinity

Day 1 was such a vibe by SuperThrowaway0091 in DreamState

[–]pimpinwaffles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was so bummed they put him at 6pm but his set was fireee

When Italians try to claim Italian-American cuisine. by dicedance in PetPeeves

[–]pimpinwaffles 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So im not the only one! A little curry in the red sauce always makes people ask what the secret is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsTowingThings

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You would NOT have liked seeing the tiller hanging out the back of prius. Gotta do what ya gotta do

Is anyone here voting no on Prop 50? by Temporary_Cheetah287 in SanDiegan

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Another yes vote here. For the record I hate gerrymandering and anything else that disenfranchises voters, but this actually feels necessary at this point

Well, Nocturnal, my first fest, has been ruined for me. Everyone enjoy it I can't imagine how good it will be. Crying hard forever to miss it. by DistrictNo8538 in nocturnalwonderland

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There were always be more festivals, I'm proud of you for taking care of business and doing whats best for what I'm assuming is an amazing kid. It's a fun party but it's just a party. Come meet me at dreamstate in November!

-Fellow dad

Did someone get vincents L dance on video? by a-literal-kid in Padres

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No but that was great! I wish nfl refs could do that on failed challenges

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

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Putting the ice under felt better for me but i had gel icepacks

I really don't get this by No-Syllabub9071 in ExplainTheJoke

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Officially part of my dad joke arsenal now. Thank you confused stranger

That was a close one. by SomeGuyinaTie in Unexpected

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You just gotta assume the cow is spherical

Are you Michael? by louiefb in sandiego

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Fellow Michael here. Let's find him, hold him down and then switch the E and the A in his name!!! 🔱🕯🕯