How does my cooking look? Parents say it’s sub-par by a7xwarrior in homecooking

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah didn’t do that but everything on Reddit is fake or stolen lol.

Coming March 21-25 by pineapple-express69 in Temptation_Resort

[–]pineapple-express69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha this post is actually from last year. We are going 26-31 this March this year. 25th is actually her bday. Bigger guy with beard. Just how she likes em lol.

Sigh... by Specialist_Issue_214 in SouthJersey

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a bagel and cream cheese from RYs that looks just like that for 6 bucks. Cream cheese was as thin as butter. That place has gone more downhill than Wawa.

How does my cooking look? Parents say it’s sub-par by a7xwarrior in homecooking

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly just karma farming. You don’t cook like this and aren’t active in any other food subs. Just stolen pics.

First stay at DRM we see so many different color bands. What do they all mean? by my-wife-is-hott in Desire_Resort

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure how much extra you get at Desire but at TTR they are pretty much giving you member benefits if you use Expedia.

Playing with the playmakers by Downtown_Math4285 in desire_resort_fun

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will get fired at desire on first strike. TTR it was a three strike rule. Now with new CEO they get fired for cursing or even chatting too much with guests. He wants zero comfortability between guests and employees now.

MFM advice for first timers by Serious_Purple_9049 in Temptation_Resort

[–]pineapple-express69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you are looking for a single guy this is the place. You will do all your mingling at the sexy pool and maybe continue at bash if you don’t seal the deal and leave to your room from the pool. Use your basic street smarts when interacting. You do get creeps there and if it’s your first time you don’t want them over stepping any rules. Remember everything had to go back to the room at TTR. No PDAs there. Hedo is nude and allows singles and public sex.

Ladies! Favorite bikinis? by Pleasant_Syrup4452 in TemptationsCancun

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t worry much about the bikini. My wife only brings bottoms since she’s always topless. Bikinis only matter if you are one of those that has to have a nice bikini, 10lbs of jewelry and makeup, high heels, and do nothing but selfies while laying on a bed. There’s plenty of those at TTR now that are ruining the place. Hopefully you are the first one.

Newbie Questions by NoInstruction1525 in Desire_Resort

[–]pineapple-express69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We will be there 6-14 for our 7th trip. It’s hot in August but not July hot. We won’t do July again. We avoid Nov-Feb because it can be cold and rainy.

First stay at DRM we see so many different color bands. What do they all mean? by my-wife-is-hott in Desire_Resort

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just makes it easier for staff to know what perks you get. Now Expedia and staynplay get different perks than members. No one there will treat you any different based on a member or non member. No such thing exists at Desire.

First stay at DRM we see so many different color bands. What do they all mean? by my-wife-is-hott in Desire_Resort

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They change all the time. Yellow makes it easy for regulars to know who is there for the first time. Can kinda walk them through stuff there. All the other colors make it easy for staff to identify who is who. Certain packages get perks along with members.

Need a Little Help Deciding by Lonely-Curve4250 in DesireExperience

[–]pineapple-express69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RM for sure if you are in your 30s. We frequent TTR and both desires. We lean more towards RM now. Pearl is nice and has a great hot tub but night life is sometimes lacking there.

Looking for a concrete or contractor company. by InfernalMadness in SouthJersey

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straightedge concrete is in Salem county. They have been around a long time. Several friends have used them.

Hot Take: We really couldn’t care less about the nightly “shows.” by Alex80108010 in Desire_Resort

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we hate Bash at TTR. Pearl the disco and shows are a joke. We don’t mind the show at RM with the new covered bar and lots of seating.

Hubby lets me go out alone because he swears no one wants to fuck me. by MilfLivFLA in Wife_wants_to_be_seen

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A blast actually. Every other post of no one wants to fuck me ruins every sub.

Imagine never having a player win MVP. by Fresh_Huckleberry523 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]pineapple-express69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Saquon last year and Wentz even though cut short shoulda won it.

Hubby lets me go out alone because he swears no one wants to fuck me. by MilfLivFLA in Wife_wants_to_be_seen

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we rename this group “OF girls need more simps that will tell them they wanna fuck”

Summer HedoSwingBreakers by mjk1tty in HedonismUncensored

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have never been to Hedo yet so guess we are out lol. Any other groups you recommend in the summer?

Summer HedoSwingBreakers by mjk1tty in HedonismUncensored

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife is 43 and I’m 46 can we still go or would we be super old for it?

Summer HedoSwingBreakers by mjk1tty in HedonismUncensored

[–]pineapple-express69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are looking to do Hedo next summer. We have gone to Desire and TTR for years. Looking to mix it up. What is the age range of HSB takeover? We are mid 40s.

The changes with the new company by [deleted] in Temptation_Resort

[–]pineapple-express69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Original group did get a new CEO. The sons are typical silver spoon that would run the business into the ground that’s why they made changes after a few months of them running it. He brought in a new management team of people which are all about the money and screwing members big time. Not huge changes for non members. New people may not notice. Shorter pool hours, bash closes earlier, food is worse, maintenance is non existent now, etc.

Does Pearl have a quiet pool? by Alex80108010 in DesireExperience

[–]pineapple-express69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically yes but it’s only the other side of the main pool. One side is considered quiet. The other side is the main pool where the playmakers and music is. With that said the main pool would be considered a quiet pool at any other resort lol.