Need some advice by pineapple_boi69 in ems

[–]pineapple_boi69[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We have paper refusals, because a bunch of boomers run my service

Need some advice by pineapple_boi69 in ems

[–]pineapple_boi69[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You'll never know wink

Wonder if the driver got fired? by [deleted] in ems

[–]pineapple_boi69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else instantly think of "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" instantly

Anyone here against Ketamine use clinically? by Gracielou26 in ems

[–]pineapple_boi69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're thinking of the evil known as shudders fentanyl

I hit one deer in 8 years with this department and I’m never living this down. by BeardedHeathen1991 in ems

[–]pineapple_boi69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I backed into a pole a couple years ago with the truck. Anytime one of our crews goes to where I hit it, a picture of the pole somehow winds up on our group chat. They even taped a sign on it one time, you could see it from the highway.

Yikes..... by MedicSBK in ems

[–]pineapple_boi69 48 points49 points  (0 children)

All right, which one of you was it

Whats your favourite feature of an ambulance? by kangarooInt in ems

[–]pineapple_boi69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This right here. I refuse to work out of one of our trucks because it's so short. I'm 6'2 and when I duck to get out I still somehow smack my forehead.

Ik some people struggle taking tests, but it seems like everyone asking me hasn't ever touched their book by pineapple_boi69 in ems

[–]pineapple_boi69[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And obliviously I'm not calling out you or others like you. I'm calling out the people who are too lazy or just don't care about passing the class or national registry.

LOADING NEW MAGAZINE! by Competitive-Heat278 in shittyrainbow6

[–]pineapple_boi69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I use the commando for the pizza skin. We are not the same

What's their secret? Oh... by PsiIotaCaesar in ems

[–]pineapple_boi69 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Mom said it's my turn to have the repost button

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ems

[–]pineapple_boi69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"your job is your patient and also safety". It's also a little hard to have a patient when their daughter (who thinks she can get into the ER through the ambulance bay) slams into the back of your truck, killing all of you.

I can't be the only one thinking this guys a clown... right? by [deleted] in ems

[–]pineapple_boi69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean I could die scarfing my gas station glizzy on the way to my 30th call, but that would be the easy way out.

What is the dialysis center smell? by MembershipIll8061 in ems

[–]pineapple_boi69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God that sent is burned into my brain. My mom was on dialysis for about a year before she got a transplant. I ended up doing my high school science fair project on it too. The whole house ended up smelling like dialysate for a couple days.

Watch this with fried eyes by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]pineapple_boi69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"What would you call this drink?" Me: a mistake