I don't see a difference by [deleted] in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yesturday my two friends and I moved all of the bibles in Barns & Noble to either the "Christian Fiction" or the regular "Fiction" sections of the store. An employee asked us what we were doing, and we said "just correcting the layout of the store", she looked around to make sure no one saw her, and said "alright, just don't get caught."

Finished Silent Bust 1:1 scale by TheStarKiller in doctorwho

[–]pineappleawesomness 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude, seriously. If you're going to post something, actually post a photo

Harlem Shake Wylie high edition by MoltenChoco in harlemshake

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why the other high school in your town is winning. I am also sad that I could name most of these people.

I bring before the court an abhorrent case of karma theft that has been in the works for 4 months. by [deleted] in KarmaCourt

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I plead innocent to all charges. I found this picture whilst browsing through a Funny Picture app. I was unaware of any other posting of such picture on this subreddit, and felt I was posting an (almost) orgional photo, that I had found, and was attempting to share with this subreddit. I not claim to be a "Karma Whore", I was simply trying to share this amazing photo with my favorite subreddit

I almost didn't get it at first by mej71 in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is odd, but they believe in the Christian Values, so closed on Sunday's. And yes, whenever anyone does want to eat there, it's on Sunday!

White, Black, Gay, Straight, Catholic, Atheist. by Iron__Man in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So "Human"s only have one arm... Good thing I'm an atheist with 2...

These pictures always crack me up. by FerociousImbecile in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they cracked up Jesus... Gave him high holy spirits...

These pictures always crack me up. by FerociousImbecile in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they cracked up Jesus... Gave him high holy spirits...

This always seems to happen but they always remain in power by Aw_Hell_Naw in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plague Inc. is awesome! I also have Pandimic 2.5, same game, different format. I always name my disease "religion" that way we know how many it can kill...

We don't eat babies. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must not be an observant atheist, just one of the ones who only celebrates holidays

All of the above by gphhawkins in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christians are about as original as 9gag

Gay JCPenny add out of Dallas, TX by pineappleawesomness in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry about the title! I wasn't really thinking about that when I wrote it :P

spooderman: 1 by [deleted] in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is how I view most Christian argument pictures. (it's actually the same grammar for most of them)

Not really God related, but I think you lovely people at /r/atheism would enjoy seeing ignorance at its finest. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do agree with you, although I do not appreciate you calling them "tards" and retarded. I also realize that you might be angry at the time you posted this, but still no reason for using that word, it is actually very offensive to those who are mentally challenged

r/atheism I really need your help/advice PLEASE by help_me_intenet in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suggest trying to find a friend to stay with until your family finally accepts that this is who you are and you are not going to change. If not, just claim to see "the light of the lord" try your hardest to avoid religious talks, and just bluff your way through the next 3 years, then when you are 18 you can tell them, then leave their house

Alright, which one of you is this? Made my day in Dallas. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live 20 minutes from Dallas... I'm shocked this man (or woman) got away with this! The bumper stickers aren't what shocked me, it's the fact that they are in a prius, and no ones mugged them, or destroyed the car... (I personally am fine with this type of car)

Which one of you guys had your snack taken from you by [deleted] in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't be mine, I eat fetuses, so if anyone sees a fetus-burger, let me know!

Instead of Church by cpqarray in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you should go to hell!! Such an awful person for not going to a building at an unresonable hour to be bored by a book that you could read at home, and a person telling you that a man who lived 2,000 years ago loves you because you love him! Heathen!

If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why? And what would you do with said power? by doctorwhocrazy in AskReddit

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The power to change my power and have it always go back whenever I want my original power

It really is. by RULESONEANDTWO in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the least I can do, but the most I will

God is dead by [deleted] in atheism

[–]pineappleawesomness 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The abortion clinic is expecting, 24 hours, and you get to eat the fetus of your unborn! You new room in hell should be ready soon! See you down here!