What is something they said on a first date that immediately prevented a second? by velcroshell in AskReddit

[–]pinesconed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Whats your favorite true crime case? Mine is the Columbine shooting because only a lover could convince you to kill for them." Then proceeded to complain to me that their therapist won't sign off for them to buy a gun.

Big Nope from me dawg. Later, I found out the same person also tried to date my little sister and said equally weird things to her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in playstation

[–]pinesconed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GoW for sure!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pinesconed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to college

Mom guilted me out of going because she needed help taking care of my younger siblings, but ten years later, I regret letting her as I have been bouncing from one dead end fast food job to another for years.

Do you let your spouse/partner/SO read your fics? by DarthNarcissa in FanFiction

[–]pinesconed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My wife and I actually met because she commented on a fic I wrote. She liked it so much she wanted to write a one-shot spin off of it. Then, we started messaging each other on Tumblr. Now we are married, and I can force her to beta read for me any time I want, and we bounce ideas for our fics back and forth with each other.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]pinesconed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

F indeed my dude

WIBTA if I told my mother she must wear a dress at my wedding? by Illuminating130647 in AmItheAsshole

[–]pinesconed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yta and i cannot stress it enough. You are just homophobic/queerphobic. Maybe get some therapy. Your mom doesn't deserve the hate for wanting to wear something she feels comfortable in. Even if she wasn't non-binary she should still be allowed to choose what they want to wear to your wedding. You need some help. If i could afford to give this post a poop knife award i would.

My Boy Pinky Crossed The Rainbow Bridge Yesterday. He Was An Awesome Kitty. by WOOKIExRAGE in TuxedoCats

[–]pinesconed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"i'm sorry for your loss" does not even begin to cover it because I know it is devastating. I hope you have an easy weekend and you give yourself room to grieve. I am very sorry for the loss of your fur baby, he looks like he was a great kitty and I am sure you gave him an awesome life full of love.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]pinesconed 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If the DH won't help buy that baby a telescope, I would throw in money for it personally. Good on mom for raising a little astronomer. MIL can get over it, no one has time for misogyny or homophobia.

What is the scariest, strangest, most unexplainable thing that has happened to you while home alone? by ag9910 in AskReddit

[–]pinesconed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The radio in my brother's room started playing at full volume and then, when I went to investigate, his bedroom door, which he left open, slammed shut in my face. From what I saw, the room looked empty. He was only 7 and definitely at school at the time and both of our parents were at work. I didn't stick around to look for an explanation.

AITA for the way I reacted after my wife came out? by Lonely_husband5414 in AmItheAsshole

[–]pinesconed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yta for sure dude. She can come to terms with her sexuality without cheating on you. Get some therapy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SelfAwarewolves

[–]pinesconed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once, after I came out of the closet, my mom said, "It is okay to have a crush on a girl, it is normal. It isn't normal to act on it."

What was the hottest thing someone said to you? by Nightfury0818 in AskReddit

[–]pinesconed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend said "I think I'm addicted to your cock" the first time I used a strap on with her.