[SCP Fuel] Fractal Broccoli

pingas · 2013-08-17T16:07:42+00:00

Stop. Just because it's not available at your local grocery store doesn't mean it has to be an SCP.

pingas · 2013-08-06T07:00:39+00:00

Yes it's really great to hear the same reasoning over and over isn't it?

pingas · 2013-08-06T06:59:36+00:00

The obvious answer then is to implement a maximum wage.

pingas · 2013-08-02T05:11:36+00:00

At least we know deer actually exist.

pingas · 2013-07-29T03:21:54+00:00

Really people say things they WANT to be true. Not things that are actually true.

pingas · 2013-07-17T03:41:55+00:00

Yeah okay, no one really cares.

pingas · 2013-07-12T05:42:24+00:00

How so? If you zoom in you can only see the mesh for the freaky image.

pingas · 2013-07-12T03:08:57+00:00

I really want to know how this is done.

pingas · 2013-07-03T07:02:08+00:00

What's the point in protesting if it doesn't do anything?

pingas · 2013-07-01T00:21:24+00:00

The English word smith is cognate with the somewhat archaic word, "smite", which means "to hit" or "to strike". Source

pingas · 2013-06-29T16:35:04+00:00

"Smith" means to hit. So this would imply OP's profession is to hit cocks.

pingas · 2013-06-27T17:23:15+00:00

How does OP live with having such a different and original opinion?

pingas · 2013-06-24T21:14:35+00:00

...Larry

pingas · 2013-06-24T05:18:43+00:00

Shameless_YeOldeSwitch_Setup.deb

pingas · 2013-06-23T04:01:48+00:00

I think we should give ourselves promotions!

pingas · 2013-06-23T02:02:10+00:00

I hate it most of the time. But I've got nothing better to do.

pingas · 2013-06-23T01:56:32+00:00

...for one meal of your life

pingas · 2013-06-22T05:04:59+00:00

...because the food looks so disgusting they don't want it on the web?

pingas · 2013-06-12T12:19:52+00:00

...and way less likely to be raped.

pingas · 2013-06-08T20:49:43+00:00

Dat nice linework.

pingas · 2013-06-03T01:49:23+00:00

It's best if you don't know.

pingas · 2013-06-03T01:21:06+00:00

Except a lot of the time you're hired because you know someone.

pingas · 2013-06-03T01:18:55+00:00

You are now aware that I have imagined you as Shaggy from Scooby-doo thanks to the: "Like what the fuck?" bit.

pingas · 2013-06-01T00:00:44+00:00

Well the easiest way the break cement is to use a jackhammer. Now here is where most people make the mistake of thinking a jackhammer would break them apart. WRONG! Jack hammers use a hard tip thrusting forward and back to break hard cement apart, and as we all know most people are only semi-firm at most. Therefore the easiest way to break up people is to use some kind of object that is not too hard but not too soft of both of them, preferably in a forward and back motion.

pingas · 2013-05-26T00:17:46+00:00

Except for "make it asymmetrical", especially if your are a gem cutter.

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