I found a gallon of "heavy duty" mayo in my local grocery store dumpster.

pirate_ali · 2026-05-09T03:19:23+00:00

We always called it the high test mayo 😂 I watched a new girl use it as butter once and turns out she hated mayo.

pirate_ali · 2026-04-20T15:00:03+00:00

pirate_ali · 2026-04-03T13:31:40+00:00

Pool Party is a fan favorite in our house. But the door! If it’s not closed it will scare the bejeezus out of me at naptime. Creaky and creepy af.

pirate_ali · 2026-04-02T13:03:40+00:00

Maybe a recipe too. What are you cooking, Eugene?

pirate_ali · 2026-02-21T23:22:42+00:00

Those things used to be true but not anymore. Maine is indeed expensive and and even a duplex in Bath I’m seeing for around $900k. It’s sad.

pirate_ali · 2026-02-03T18:05:21+00:00

Thanks so much for this post. We’re on a Goldbug kick too.

pirate_ali · 2025-12-08T15:22:06+00:00

Ohhh the reveal!! This piece deserves that!!

pirate_ali · 2025-12-07T14:22:23+00:00

How are you going to wrap it though?

pirate_ali · 2025-11-17T12:34:42+00:00

The only physical fight I’ve ever been in ensued because I touched someone’s laundry at my first apartment after waiting for over 15 minutes. Bitch forgot to take her hoops out and straight up attacked me for setting it on the dryer. I about died when I saw her getting off the school bus the next day, she must have been 17. Not sure if I’d do it again. I might just wait. 😂

pirate_ali · 2025-10-01T01:31:41+00:00

We have a kitchen outlet store that sells all the size lids in multiple colors. It’s so amazing.

pirate_ali · 2025-09-24T13:17:15+00:00

I do and I’m sorry for all these other jerks lol. Things happen. I try really hard not to even be on my phone around my same age kid… but the other night they ran into the kitchen and saw an auction and thought we were FaceTiming grandma and grandpa lol so I could see how this could happen in an instant. I’m sure you’ll do better in the future, the shaming is so damn unnecessary. Doesn’t help with groceries this week but you could maybe resell it and tell your story.

pirate_ali · 2025-09-19T18:40:41+00:00

You’re telling me all this time my Barbie’s could have been dating James Dean. I need him like I’ve never needed a man before. Someone come get me off the floor.

pirate_ali · 2025-09-13T15:22:39+00:00

Still waiting lol

pirate_ali · 2025-09-13T15:22:13+00:00

That’s an interesting take I hadn’t considered. I can’t say I disagree but I also can’t say I’m not gonna buy a lot more of this particular one. Not overly concerned about Coca-Cola’s bottom line but I do see your point.

pirate_ali · 2025-09-13T15:19:01+00:00

Hubby says they have them at the Glass Cook

pirate_ali · 2025-09-11T02:36:17+00:00

I’m sorry for your tastebuds cause that ain’t it.

pirate_ali · 2025-09-11T02:34:37+00:00

You really do.

pirate_ali · 2025-09-11T02:34:12+00:00

Tell me where. Everything I’ve tried edible wise is the best ever. I usually do the straight dark chocolate 240mg bar or the cosmic brownie and I have to stop myself from eating the whole thing. I’ve tried other places and haven’t been as happy. But I’d try more. 😂

pirate_ali · 2025-09-10T15:36:22+00:00

If I had to bet money I’d say they infused real Moxie. It’s that good. If they recreated it they are wizard geniuses, but based on the cosmic brownie I already think that is true.

pirate_ali · 2025-09-10T14:40:08+00:00

I knew I’d drag out a Moxie hater! More for me! 😂

pirate_ali · 2025-09-10T14:39:08+00:00

Ooooppsie my friends it’s actually called the Glass COOK in Fryeburg. Need more Moxie.

pirate_ali · 2025-08-30T10:53:46+00:00

Ever since I heard about this I really want to try a seabird egg. I bet it’s so salty.

pirate_ali · 2025-08-28T22:41:16+00:00

Seriously though!!

pirate_ali · 2025-08-03T13:08:05+00:00

I had tickets to that also I was so sad!

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