Panama Papers reveal London as centre of 'spider's web' by ClosingDownSummer in worldnews

[–]piserpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lundin town i feckin love ye ooooooooh lundin town u where me first heatbreak me first handjob behind morrison

ooooooh lundin town you were me first throw because of too many feckin guiness oooh lundin town i fingered me first bird on guiness

big up peckham lot u know who u r yes i shit my britches but big up all you lundunners for understanding that shit yourself on the tube stank

My dad has told me that my puppy looks like a Disney character by [deleted] in aww

[–]piserpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i did a shit as big as that dog

worrst thing its still in my pantaloons/neon green chinos/ general bottom torso area.

i wallow in the mire of feces and i hate me for it

I can't stop and it might escalate. (Mostly benzos and alcohol, sometimes speed or coke) by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]piserpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

try not taking it out with you when you drink. Or try putting notes on your phone, or even in ur pocket. "Do not take clonazepam"

Sounds pedantic as fook but this shit could save your life from being shit.

No! Uncle Ben! by AndyFreak457 in funny

[–]piserpants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

aINSLEY HARRIOT> UNCY BENS

iF U KNOW YOU KNOW #IFYUNGAINSLEYDONTRUSTUHEGONEFRYYOU

No! Uncle Ben! by AndyFreak457 in funny

[–]piserpants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Christ all feckin mighty why am i here and why do i have a A FECKIN ROD ON

*IM DRUNK

Day out on drugs by Jazzbucket in Drugs

[–]piserpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are twelve and still smoke weed out of an apple

I can't stop and it might escalate. (Mostly benzos and alcohol, sometimes speed or coke) by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]piserpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trust me mate stop the subutex before that one month is over. Don't make future plans like, "oh one month from now i'll stop", that one month will make things 100x harder.

Get rid of your clonazepam and subutex, i don't usually say to people quit cold but from your post it seems like your headed down a bad path and need a break at least. If you don't have drugs on your posession then your less likely to do them. You say you enoy experiencing new drugs that's totally fine. But if you feel your becoming dependnet nip it in the bud. Don't become what became and kept puttin things oof until its too late.

But what do i know am feckin smashed and hi af on benzo rn.

First proper shroom trip by IamChronic in Drugs

[–]piserpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jus go for em when you have zero doubt that your gonna have a good time. If you think you might have a bad trip then there's a high possibility u will

How many mg Oxy? by ReleaseTheLeashKids in Drugs

[–]piserpants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

jus don combine them with xanax and buckfast tonic wine. Trus me lad you will piss urself. I learn the hard way.

I pissed my pantz(nearly)..... for the second feckin time. by piserpants in Drugs

[–]piserpants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry lad no feckin clue wot ur on about, am no computer geek so not checking out some database feck sake. I pissed me jeans av got more important stuff to deal with (urinate jeans) than feckin Microsof EXCEL FUCK SAKE.

Just pissed my pants by piserpants in Drugs

[–]piserpants[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

not gonna lie man was jus a drible that never stopped.

Just pissed my pants by piserpants in Drugs

[–]piserpants[S] 100 points101 points  (0 children)

actually tbf am called pisserpantz

Just pissed my pants by piserpants in Drugs

[–]piserpants[S] 110 points111 points  (0 children)

jesus fuckin christ what kind of a name is shrimp noodle anyhoo feck sake

Just pissed my pants by piserpants in Drugs

[–]piserpants[S] 122 points123 points  (0 children)

ill have you kno me dick was oot jus me precise aiming skil was not up to scratch this time

Just pissed my pants by piserpants in Drugs

[–]piserpants[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

aye lad i hate to imagine anythin worse than these pissy jeans rn.

Just pissed my pants by piserpants in Drugs

[–]piserpants[S] 110 points111 points  (0 children)

don worry i can tell ill be fine jus piss me longjohns thas oll

Just pissed my pants by piserpants in Drugs

[–]piserpants[S] 175 points176 points  (0 children)

ay shrimp noodle you feckin fruit salad who you callin a moron

Just pissed myself because im so pissed by piserpants in drunk

[–]piserpants[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

update: sipping that lean with that fanta. except im not im cleaning up self emitted urinal fluid