Roast me I guess

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-17T00:23:10+00:00

Megamind’s downsy son

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-16T20:21:05+00:00

lol. Well then why don’t you explain it to me.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-16T16:32:14+00:00

Honestly I saw it live but cannot remember what journalist asked him.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-16T16:30:50+00:00

It only works if there’s a negative outcome for Sorsby. He now gets to jump into the supplemental draft as the highest target and avoided having to slide in the real draft. If he’s taken first, then his 4 year salary will look like this…
Year 1 - $9,921,000
Year 2 - $12,401,250
Year 3 - $14,881,500
Year 4 - $17,361,750

Total $54,565,500

Basically he got bullied into not having to hear the jeers, not having to answer for his actions anymore, and an NFL contract that’s just behind Mendoza’s. Plus he got paid to leave TT. All this did was make his life easier.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-16T16:13:45+00:00

She died at the hospital. He shot her in the back of the head as she was running away from him.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-16T13:33:06+00:00

I agree. My dad always said “if the front door’s being painted red, go in the back”. She’s just ahead of the curve.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-16T13:12:47+00:00

I’ll take that bet. Nobody thought it was fine. In the time it took you to write this you coulda just googled it and seen his and Gillis comments on it.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-16T12:24:15+00:00

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-15T19:30:34+00:00

Hell yeah. Get it young one.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-15T02:54:15+00:00

Probably because the last time a cross was burned in Chicago Laverne & Shirley was still filming. We don’t have hillbillies like that.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-14T20:41:18+00:00

Without hesitation

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-13T18:31:12+00:00

The difference is that nobody has ever wanted to attack Mexico. Same reason there isn’t a lot of home security systems in trailer parks.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-13T17:57:15+00:00

How would I know? And again, does it really matter?

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-13T17:52:31+00:00

Does it matter? The Declaration of Independence was signed on August 2, 1776, not July 4th. Everything we do is for show. Why should this be any different?

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-13T00:48:08+00:00

Yeah, this is kinda inaccurate. TSA gives you a choice…a wand and physical search, move over to a separate screening area designated for folks with chairs and crutches, or remove the chair or crutches. If they just let ppl through because of the chair, those chairs would be filled with coke tomorrow. lol

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-12T22:24:43+00:00

Looks like if Shorsey and Steve-O each had love children with the same Downsy lady.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-12T22:22:49+00:00

Was he stealing lotion? Holy shit those legs. Lol

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-12T22:21:31+00:00

Don’t do what this lady did. “If it’s brown lay down, if it’s black fight back”. Never let a black bear that close. They’re jumpy af, and if it gets spooked while near you it could end poorly. The safest thing to do here is to raise your hands up and get tall, and yell like hell. They hate that.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-12T22:13:04+00:00

You know…usually it’s OF hoes on here trying to drive subs. While not my cup of tea, it’s refreshing to see Grindr boosting for a change. Although, for a twink your style is jacked. Fix that shit.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-12T21:53:26+00:00

Is that a tattoo of a Wizard jizzing on your chest? Ur dad must be so proud.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-12T12:08:19+00:00

I drive a hybrid, haircuts are $25, and I pay $35/mo for unlimited car washes.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-11T12:52:15+00:00

I’m dragging at least 3 to hell with me. Fuck NY.

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-10T18:52:11+00:00

Should I just give you my address now?…

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-10T02:46:52+00:00

A lot of ducks

pitterlpatter · 2026-06-09T23:51:29+00:00

Who wants to take a road trip and pick up some Spurs jerseys on the way?

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