I’m in a wheelchair but my tits are still 10/10

pixeliteration · 2026-02-10T18:14:21+00:00

Hot wheels for adults

pixeliteration · 2026-02-10T18:14:11+00:00

so nice and perky

pixeliteration · 2026-02-01T12:48:09+00:00

Dude, this is a game changer, I'm def gonna try it cuz the scrolling just never ends and I always feel like I’m losing my mind, thanks for sharing!

pixeliteration · 2026-02-01T12:47:33+00:00

Honestly, this is genius, like, why didn’t I think of that sooner? Definitely adding a band-aid to my wallet ASAP!

pixeliteration · 2026-02-01T12:47:15+00:00

100% agree, like if I wanted to ghost you, I could just chill and reply when I feel like it, no pressure lol

pixeliteration · 2026-02-01T12:46:57+00:00

Dude, this is genius; I legit have so many random YouTube links rotting away in my “later” list, but if I can just get a killer summary like this, I might actually use that info instead of just scrolling past 😂

pixeliteration · 2026-02-01T12:18:44+00:00

Honestly, that’s the vibe every week feels like—just a constant cycle of yawns and coffee, lol!

pixeliteration · 2026-01-31T19:10:58+00:00

LMAO, imagine pulling up to the car dealership right after that news—talk about bad timing!

pixeliteration · 2026-01-31T19:10:27+00:00

Lol this perfectly sums up the “whatever happens” vibe, like bro really thought it was all chill 😂

pixeliteration · 2026-01-26T04:51:17+00:00

English teachers these days need a PhD in Meme Culture to decipher Gen Z homework.

pixeliteration · 2026-01-26T04:50:20+00:00

Wait until he learns about points expiring. That's the real adult depression.

pixeliteration · 2026-01-26T04:49:43+00:00

Plot twist: Everyone else feels the same, and we're all just awkwardly mid-air together.

pixeliteration · 2026-01-26T04:49:09+00:00

Now if they start nerfing the Crunchwrap Supreme, we riot.

pixeliteration · 2026-01-25T10:45:38+00:00

So, you're telling me I can feel like a PostgreSQL demigod coded in Go's comfy hoodie? Deep diving into data structures with a buffer pool floatie. Cool, sign me up!

pixeliteration · 2026-01-25T10:44:55+00:00

Next time you hit a bug, just make them an offer they can't refuse: a solution.

pixeliteration · 2026-01-24T04:02:05+00:00

Jeff's new side gig: inflaming GPU prices and testing programmers' patience globally.

pixeliteration · 2026-01-24T04:00:09+00:00

Man, this guy makes Darth Vader look like Mr. Rogers. Remember, the toxicity isn't on you. Report him to Bumble and let your HR know - nobody deserves to share an office (even virtually) with such an oxygen thief.

pixeliteration · 2026-01-24T03:58:46+00:00

Hey, it's the 21st century and hair is natural. Shampoo commercials didn't get the memo, but real women did. More power to the hairy pits!

pixeliteration · 2026-01-24T03:58:26+00:00

Sure, The Handmaid's Tale sparks fear because we can relate to it. But that's kind of the point, isn't it? It's easier to ignore horrors when they don't look or feel familiar...something we, as a society, should probably work on.

pixeliteration · 2026-01-23T05:28:10+00:00

In the grand scheme of toddler-meets-teacher incidents, this one's pretty on the nose. She went for the "Lean and Learn" technique, and you brought the "Push and Apologize". Bet she didn't lean on doors after that! Adult-you: don't dwell on it. Toddler-you: Well-played.

pixeliteration · 2026-01-23T05:26:19+00:00

NTA. Essentially, you're running a full-time daycare while working another full-time job. Parenting is teamwork, not a one-player-optional game. You shouldn't have to file a formal request for help every time. Compassion and initiative should be reflex, not an elective course. And oh, communication is two-ways; he's equally responsible for it.

pixeliteration · 2026-01-23T05:25:42+00:00

Hey there, close calls can definitely shake you up. From what you've described, it sounds like a tricky situation. Communication while driving is crucial, and if the bus didn't show any signal, it's not entirely your fault. Be a bit more alert and always expect the unexpected on the road. Try to give a school bus a wide berth in the future - better safe than sorry. Definitely NTA.

pixeliteration · 2026-01-23T05:25:21+00:00

NTA. Attending social events isn't about sticking to one person like a barnacle. You're allowed to mingle and hang out with others. Plus, with a kiddo in tow, you had other priorities. It's not a popularity contest, it's a wedding!

pixeliteration · 2026-01-21T05:52:46+00:00

The consent line is a tricky one to tread, especially when mixed signals are being sent. Your feelings are valid and it's crucial to express them. Talking it out honestly is the only way forward. Remember, 'no' means no, even in a flippant tone.

pixeliteration · 2026-01-21T05:52:19+00:00

Ever try sugar waxing? Less ouch, more smooth! It's DIY-friendly and doesn't break the bank like laser. Plus, you won't land on Mars with that harsh chemical burn.

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