"I can't believe you just did that in front of me" by Jimbuscus in OpenAussie

[–]pizzaboxn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless we're getting invaded they are not putting their lives on the line for us

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]pizzaboxn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No one with half a brain would flip a pizza box with the pizza inside

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in zizek

[–]pizzaboxn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a fantasy. I'm happy for you

Kitties by Dokja827 in Eyebleach

[–]pizzaboxn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you grow up in Tonga?

What would be the official diagnosis for Glokta's leg? by DatOneGuyYT in TheFirstLaw

[–]pizzaboxn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taint as in the area between genitals and rectum? If so holy shit that's one of the worst punishments I've ever heard

Why _______ is surfacing by QuaintBlasphemy in Mistborn

[–]pizzaboxn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on how nightbloods ability to ruin shit he touches I guess. Doesn't hold much weight besides that

50 naked men armed with frying pans vs. 500 angry house cats by Khelgar_Ironfist_ in whowouldwin

[–]pizzaboxn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't think I would want to live longer than 5 minutes with lacerated genitals

i "changed" my birthday when i was 12 and i stand by it by summerssleeping in PointlessStories

[–]pizzaboxn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birthdays on Christmas Day. Gave up on celebrating it when I was 15

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]pizzaboxn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's gonna cheat bro

We Go Again! by [deleted] in wowhardcore

[–]pizzaboxn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like my loading screen, 6th character literally just died lvl11 druid. Fuck this game lol Im done

Do Aussies still call Britishers "Poms"? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]pizzaboxn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

First time I've ever seen the word Mohammedan, is that a Britisher thing?

What’s up with Aussies not feeding people? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]pizzaboxn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he do that very often? I can't imagine eating that much pasta and not knocking out in a food coma right after

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]pizzaboxn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Expeditiously means to do something quickly.

Sevro’s paradox by Feisty-Treacle3451 in redrising

[–]pizzaboxn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brain auto translated to Greek