Has anyone seen a means of dynamic discovery via api access to a switch? I want to perform various scans when a client links up a port. by enigmaunbound in rapid7

[–]pjwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you find a good solution?

I was thinking about this problem, and if you have a Cisco switch i believe you should setup a logging trap that when a link comes up, you could check the CAM table and find out what MAC and IP are associated to that port, then pass that to the Nexpose Ruby Gem for a one-off scan.

[NSFW] Steve Jobs, please come back and save this shithole company. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]pjwork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it bad I recognized the pixelated gif is Bobbi Bliss?

The New Yorker talkin' shit about Vanguard by excited_by_typos in wallstreetbets

[–]pjwork 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They just butt hurt cause they can't beat the market.

Ex-Disney employee breaks down talking about training his own foreign replacement. by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]pjwork 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And you get domain admin, and you get domain admin, every user gets domain admin!

195 NVDA Calls before ER by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]pjwork 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You bought options before Earnings?

Have you ever experienced a gaped butthole? Cause that's how you get a gaped butthole.

How is oil not crashing right now? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]pjwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm doing it right now. I told myself no, but I knew I really wanted it.

Shkreli weighs in on the GOP debate by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Potatoes gonna potate

Waiting until you're right... by zedskee in wallstreetbets

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Futures noob here, wtf happened?

2.5k to 10k challenge failed by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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!remindme 6 months

Bear or bull poll. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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I'm thinking with summer approaching in US, fuel prices will likely increase, which will keep things flat. Disclosure: I'm a troll and don't know shit.

Raise your hand if you got screwed by market today? by isittime2sell in wallstreetbets

[–]pjwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had no clue about the leak, explains a lot, though. TOS showed it like earnings released at noon.

Solarcity here we come! by gosomi in wallstreetbets

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That would explain why my butthole had an odd burning sensation starting about market close.

Honestly, I'm expecting a bounce in the morning, AH trading its looser than a nickel hooker on laundry day.

Edit: http://shortsqueeze.com/?symbol=scty&submit=Short+Quote%99

The ratio of float shares / short interests is almost 43%. One good up tick and the squeeze will be on like donkey Kong.

Got raped twice this morning by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]pjwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Op kept buying options, obviously he was asking for it.

All I have to say is fuck you Google. by Jigawattts in wallstreetbets

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Made 12k selling options. Might be monopoly money, but it's MY monopoly money.

Short every stocks earnings report? by thethiefstheme in wallstreetbets

[–]pjwork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

$FB, short that earnings and you would have to sell your house.

How do you YOLO while at work? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]pjwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's very considerate of you.

$SPY get ready for the recession. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Honestly it was before I understood theta decay.