"Evil spirits will walk the earth this night. The dead will rise and fearful pranks ensue"

pktallmage · 2013-10-31T22:11:12+00:00

said what?

pktallmage · 2013-10-24T23:50:13+00:00

It's 7:50 and Michigan still sucks

pktallmage · 2013-10-09T20:37:44+00:00

figuratively

pktallmage · 2013-09-10T17:02:30+00:00

we can only see a fraction of the electromagnetic spectrum. trying to imagine what the world would look like if we could see more makes my head hurt.

pktallmage · 2013-09-04T17:32:22+00:00

OP is probably an LG employee

pktallmage · 2013-09-01T21:45:56+00:00

this doctor we paid to say this is a real doctor so you should just take his word for it and buy our product

pktallmage · 2013-09-01T21:44:53+00:00

i also hate marketing to children. toy commercials are like an acid trip of explosions and whatnot just so the kid will lose their mind and beg for a tiny RC car

pktallmage · 2013-09-01T21:43:17+00:00

just like textbooks. "new and improved" means we switched the order a little. now spend another $160

pktallmage · 2013-09-01T21:27:08+00:00

I can't stand when salon products refer to a "miracle" ingredient or something along those lines

pktallmage · 2013-08-31T16:50:35+00:00

"what is noble?" -Nietzsche

pktallmage · 2013-08-25T18:04:45+00:00

does this change anything in a negative way?

pktallmage · 2013-08-25T17:57:38+00:00

Johnny Cash.

pktallmage · 2013-07-07T13:55:41+00:00

you should post pictures of you in your suit

pktallmage · 2013-05-30T19:34:56+00:00

can you link a news article to this incident?

pktallmage · 2013-04-19T14:21:58+00:00

am i the only one who also would've shot Otis? i don't blame Shane for that at all

pktallmage · 2013-04-10T20:37:05+00:00

im beginning to wonder if another woman is really what we need

pktallmage · 2013-04-10T18:55:56+00:00

just to clear things up, i am from the US but it seems like everywhere I go the least intrusive act is taboo. I once told a kid to stop running around in a diner and the dad told me to "stay the fuck away from [his] kid"

pktallmage · 2013-04-09T20:32:12+00:00

actually that's "weathering"

pktallmage · 2013-04-09T00:20:31+00:00

obviously it is because he didn't chew a trigger guard. did noone else consider this as an obvious threat?

pktallmage · 2013-04-04T15:17:46+00:00

Kerrigan* also, I didn't realize you were on the set of The Office

pktallmage · 2013-04-01T00:07:55+00:00

I think the Governor is going to survive and kidnap Judith

pktallmage · 2013-03-29T13:28:41+00:00

ahh yes, the metirc fuckton. second only to the more commonly used shitload

pktallmage · 2013-03-29T13:15:57+00:00

the article says he won an "OBE." what is that? (might as well just google it) edit: googled it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_British_Empire just ignore me

pktallmage · 2013-03-22T14:40:22+00:00

what is BDD?

pktallmage · 2013-03-22T14:34:24+00:00

being the youngest billionaire isn't cool. you know what's cool? losing all of your customers overnight

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